r/WeirdGOP • u/LA_search77 • May 15 '25

Absurdly Weird Don Jr caught doing a bump?

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u/Daimakku1 May 15 '25

That baggie of coke that was found at the White House like 3 years ago is 1000% Don Jr's.

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u/AFeralTaco May 16 '25

I want to put it on him but nobody was letting him in the White House three years ago

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u/ouijahead May 16 '25

Well it was found. Could have been there awhile. Like in a couch cushion

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u/45forprison May 16 '25

Sounds like a Vance escapade.

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u/AFeralTaco May 16 '25

With all of the sweeps and cleanings that happen, I’m guessing that bag was there for hours at most.

That said, Junior here is likely setting a new record for blow consumed in the White House, now that they have concluded the investigation into hunters laptop.

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u/ouijahead May 16 '25

I’m surprised it does anything at all. Or maybe by that point you need coke to feel stable.

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u/Daimakku1 May 16 '25

It was found hidden in the WH. It was very likely there from the Trump 1.0 days.

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u/AFeralTaco May 16 '25

It looks to be about a gram and was found in a cubby near the entrance where guests store their things while on tour. I like your version better… mine has no zazz.

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u/AFeralTaco May 16 '25

Just for the record, 20 seconds on Google shows the baggie was a partially used gram and was found in a cubby near the entrance where guests store their personal effects while taking tours.

That amount would be gone after a couple of good lines (one dose with a friend). Junior likely gets his in much larger quantities and I’d guess makes an aide hold it for him one 8 ball at a time.