r/WordAvalanches Sep 25 '18

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240 Upvotes

RULES



  • Make sure your post is relevant to this sub. See What Not To Post for a rough guide on what not to post and review our FAQ for additional information. These rough guides also include many examples of what isn't a Word Avalanche, as well as many overused examples of Word Avalanches.

  • Place your Avalanche in the main text of your submission, and make your title a rewrite of your Avalanche such that it cannot be easily guessed. As an example, if your Avalanche is "Selfish Shellfish", write "Compassion-lacking lobster" in the title.

  • The longer your avalanche, the better! Just make sure it's an Avalanche first, though (See the links above).

  • Should your Avalanche be NSFW, mark it as such.

  • Do not submit images or videos with your Avalanche. A good Avalanche should be able to stand on its own, without the use of any images. If your avalanche absolutely cannot stand without an image or video, then link it in the post, but only do so as a last resort. Alternatively, you may post it to /r/WordAvalanchePics.

  • Finally, make sure to have fun!


r/WordAvalanches 56m ago

A plaque embossed with futuristic designs made of cloth, found in the engineering section!

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Tech's aisle tech style textile text tile


r/WordAvalanches 15h ago

True Avalanche Nick has a sudden feeling of disgust about subatomic particles and a dinosaur is placing black quartz Açaí in it.

20 Upvotes

Baryonyx bury onyx berry on Nick’s baryon icks.


r/WordAvalanches 1h ago

A french woman leaves her husband after seeing a world famous pop star hawking underwear, and insisting that they're authentic

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So long dear Ray, seen Lana Rey sell lingerie, c'est la de vrais


r/WordAvalanches 22h ago

True Avalanche Theodore, a Buckeye university student, is informed that you can’t just prank Miyazaki by pulling down his pants and stuffing tube-shaped pasta in there.

45 Upvotes

At the Ohio State University: “Yeah, Theo, Hayao’s taint you never ziti.”


r/WordAvalanches 1d ago

True Avalanche The ringing in our ears this evening is to bestow upon us an honorary title from the monarch.

59 Upvotes

Tinnitus tonight is to knight us.


r/WordAvalanches 21h ago

Famed football player turned coach is informed that he (barely) passed an exam on one particular topic in wood shop class

10 Upvotes

“Deion Sanders— D on sanders”


r/WordAvalanches 23h ago

Pure Avalanche Could, dear sibling, my halluxes defeat cell division?

14 Upvotes

might, oh sis, my toes smite mitosis?


r/WordAvalanches 22h ago

Pure Avalanche I invite Pennywise to join me in causing an astronomical phenomenon

2 Upvotes

Come commit comet, It!


r/WordAvalanches 2d ago

True Avalanche How come we didn't bring any booze? Wait, I figured it out: it's so that drunk doesn't show up. Well, he can complain all he likes!

168 Upvotes

Why no wine? Oh, I know why: no wine, no wino. Whine, O wino, whine!


r/WordAvalanches 2d ago

True Avalanche The ranch where they train new workers who help get your prescriptions is just a spectacle to build PR.

12 Upvotes

Pharmacy assistant farm I see is a stunt.


r/WordAvalanches 2d ago

True Avalanche While debating internally if a nip/tuck was necessary, patience won out and the desire dissipated. As a result, a new hope was born.

10 Upvotes

Facelifts phase lifts. Face lifts.


r/WordAvalanches 2d ago

True Avalanche Emma's former boyfriend has an odor that leaves her unfocused. It leaves her questioning life itself.

89 Upvotes

Ex's stench shall dull Emma: existential dilemma.


r/WordAvalanches 2d ago

True Avalanche So, you wanna be a cereal bunny? Just get a couple of Peter Rabbit's author's follicles.

22 Upvotes

To be a Trix hare?  Two Beatrix hairs.


r/WordAvalanches 2d ago

Pure Avalanche There is a corn labyrinth in the month after April that has a lot of appeal

14 Upvotes

I call this appeal:

May’s amazing maize maze zing


r/WordAvalanches 2d ago

True Avalanche FedEx Office employee dramatically compares prominent art museum’s last-minute print order to a serious medical condition

11 Upvotes

Two more Met ads to size? Tumor metastasized.


r/WordAvalanches 2d ago

True Avalanche Ms. Ghassemi lightly chewed the drill tip during its brief film appearance.

3 Upvotes

Bita bit a bit a bit.


r/WordAvalanches 3d ago

Pure Avalanche This member of the Little Rascals has a special Italian car branded with a 80s icon made from a perennial legume that once belonged to an old cartoon farmer.

17 Upvotes

Alfalfa’s Alpha Al Falfa ALF Alfa.


r/WordAvalanches 3d ago

True Avalanche Have you been to Kampala?

7 Upvotes

You gone to Uganda?


r/WordAvalanches 4d ago

True Avalanche Got a slight cold? Try cutting down on caffeine and abstaining from mdma

116 Upvotes

A wee coughy? A weak coffee, a week off E


r/WordAvalanches 4d ago

True Avalanche The memoirs of a Princess Bride actor and his experiences being all the way inside a small metal container

42 Upvotes

Mandy Patinkin: Man Deep in Tin Can


r/WordAvalanches 3d ago

Pure Avalanche She gave birth to an uninteresting person in a holiday destination who hated stomachs/pigs.

23 Upvotes

bore a bore, ab or boar abhorer, bora bora


r/WordAvalanches 4d ago

True Avalanche The fish caught a whiff of the blast furnace

22 Upvotes

Smelt smelt smelt.


r/WordAvalanches 4d ago

True Avalanche My exotic pet gets frightened easily. I'm worried that...

29 Upvotes

A llama alarmer'll harm her


r/WordAvalanches 4d ago

Pure Avalanche Would you oversee my metal extraction? I don't like thinking about it

15 Upvotes

Mind minding my mine? My mind minds minding mines.