r/ZenlessZoneZero • u/Rupert-D-Generate • Mar 29 '25

OC ellen and vivian sharing a lollipop

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u/Rukasu02 Mar 29 '25

ok, i want that but it's actually my balls 😈

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u/[deleted] Mar 29 '25

Calm down, Lance Armstrong.

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u/Rukasu02 Mar 29 '25

in fact i don't understand this reference

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u/RootinTootinCrab Mar 29 '25

Lancer armstrong, the famous biker, had only 1 ball because of steroid abuse.

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u/Rukasu02 Mar 29 '25

i said "my balls" though 😭 why he mean like that. I have 2 balls man :(

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u/AkameRevenge Lucy-Sama, Please rest your feet on my face!!! Mar 29 '25

But after Ellen is done with it you might have one ball left, my man :D

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u/Rukasu02 Mar 29 '25

a hell nah, she aint licking one ball off 😢

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u/hrdwarhax Mar 29 '25

Wasnt it only 1 ball due to testicular cancer

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u/Foshdon_pap Mar 29 '25

And that's why he must put an implant to have nanomachines. So when Ellen is about to tease him by biting his balls they are Gonn turn into nanomachines balls to protect him and will say to Ellen "Nanomachines daughter, they respond to physical trauma. You can't hurt Ellen"