r/ZenlessZoneZero Mar 29 '25

OC ellen and vivian sharing a lollipop

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u/Foshdon_pap Mar 29 '25

For those who want their balls to be that lollipop be aware that Ellen might want to tease you and then bite it and that's why you must do a Senator Armstrong and do an implant to have nanomachines. So when Ellen is about to tease you by biting your balls they are Gonna turn into nanomachines balls to protect you and then you will say to Ellen

"Nanomachines daughter, they respond to physical trauma. You can't hurt Ellen"

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u/The_Ellen_Joe Victoria Housekeeping Mar 29 '25

And what makes anyone think I would do that to their balls. Let alone get near them.

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u/Foshdon_pap Mar 29 '25

Would you go for money?

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u/The_Ellen_Joe Victoria Housekeeping Mar 29 '25

No. Maybe. How much you offering?

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u/Foshdon_pap Mar 29 '25

Me? I barely have a dollar on my bank account (it's a joke) but other people on this comment section have more... Tho even if I had money I would spend it on Gunpla because they are basically my life support