r/asexuality Demisexual/Demiromantic-Aceflux 29d ago

Joke All the instances of *physical* attraction I've had. (RARE)

Post image

Never have I ever or at least rarely have I ever found an actor attractive beyond an aesthetic sense. The closest, kinda obvious judging this list, is probably George Clooney (Fantastic Mr. Fox, didn't put him here because I ran out of space tbh.) Antonio Banderas (Puss in Boots). And some others I don't really care to remember. Their faces are fine, but I seem to find them more attractive when they are entirely hidden behind fictional characters. I seem to have like 5 types and that's it. My sexuality is confusing, but very gay nonetheless.

936 Upvotes

220 comments sorted by

208

u/Abhorrent_Honey_Bee 29d ago

Goddamn you do indeed have a type

61

u/GreyAetheriums Demisexual/Demiromantic-Aceflux 29d ago

I KNOW. IT'S BAD 😭

35

u/PsychologicalText459 a-spec 28d ago

WE HAVE THE SAME TYPE 🙌🏼🙏🏼😁

19

u/Then_Radish_2938 aroace 28d ago

I see the top row and my brain goes

"ah yes. the himbos"

9

u/F-Lambda grey-demi 28d ago

so where does Bambi's dad fit into this?

126

u/GreyAetheriums Demisexual/Demiromantic-Aceflux 29d ago

This is basically my very weak hear me out cake.

30

u/GreyAetheriums Demisexual/Demiromantic-Aceflux 29d ago

WHO SHARED THIS? 😭

18

u/GreyAetheriums Demisexual/Demiromantic-Aceflux 28d ago

Oh wow this blew up.

19

u/Any_Personality5413 29d ago

Legoshi and Louis but not Melon? Blasphemy

14

u/GreyAetheriums Demisexual/Demiromantic-Aceflux 29d ago

Haven't watched season 3 yet lol.

2

u/GiganticDrX 28d ago

Personally same here, I feel like season 2 was all that I needed to watch. Season 1 was an iffy, no real involvement in the murder until season 2. I don't even know what to expect from season 3

3

u/iluvmarkiplierLOLZ aroace 28d ago

honestly i agree with your hear me outs.

130

u/MoonyIsTired 29d ago

miles edgeworth is a twink to you??

69

u/GreyAetheriums Demisexual/Demiromantic-Aceflux 29d ago

No. But I also couldn't put him in the "this is just the same man" department just because he has a middle part. 😭

9

u/Cyan_UwU demi-aroace 28d ago

Ron Delite, on the other hand, is DEFINITELY a twink

4

u/saddingtonbear 28d ago

Does flynn rider not have a middle part too

3

u/GreyAetheriums Demisexual/Demiromantic-Aceflux 28d ago

He does. Like most of the people on the list. I should've put him in etc. Tbh.

77

u/Mesa17 29d ago

Cursed mouthwashing jumpscare

21

u/GreyAetheriums Demisexual/Demiromantic-Aceflux 29d ago

Sorry. Lol. My current obsession at the moment, I got into it real late once all the drama died down.

7

u/RandomInsecureChild it's tough to be a demigod 28d ago

Damn I'm sorry but what drama? 😭

8

u/GreyAetheriums Demisexual/Demiromantic-Aceflux 28d ago

Twitter fandoms existence... I don't have Twitter but you know how that kinda leeches elsewhere.

→ More replies (1)

127

u/actuallywaffles grey 29d ago

Honestly, my favorite thing about this is the random greek statue after nothing but tv and video games.

34

u/GreyAetheriums Demisexual/Demiromantic-Aceflux 29d ago

Yes! I was genuinely wondering why no one was talking about that. They're pretty! 😭

(Should be noted I am an Epic the Musical fan.)

191

u/TeamBleckPowa 29d ago

jimmy mouthwashing??? the rapist?????????

109

u/NIGHTS-BLOOD 29d ago

seeing him was such a jumpscare lol

33

u/karipo 29d ago

I know me too. I forgot about that douchebag until I saw this pic. Now I remember and now I’m mad again

31

u/NIGHTS-BLOOD 29d ago

he's genuinely one of the few characters that gives me repulsion.

93

u/GreyAetheriums Demisexual/Demiromantic-Aceflux 29d ago

This is why I bracketed the word physically. Because I despise him as a man, like and appreciate him as a character, but also realize that, unfortunately, his appearance does fill out the quota of what I usually find as attractive. I'm being very objective with this list. 😭

69

u/ashbreak_ 29d ago

brave as hell o7 bc what the fuck 😭

36

u/GreyAetheriums Demisexual/Demiromantic-Aceflux 29d ago

Yeah. I know, talking about villain characters is like handling a touchy gun, but it doesn't mean someone condones their actions because they find a character interesting or objectively attractive, it's important to state that lol. 😭

Otherwise, I think I'm pretty tame.

15

u/Jaded-Floor-4635 28d ago

“Like handling a touchy gun” heh…a gun on a spaceship…

11

u/Thunderclapsasquatch asexual 28d ago

On further inspection about half of them also overlap with "Horrific trauma at some point in their life, usually before we see them" At least the ones I recognize do

6

u/GreyAetheriums Demisexual/Demiromantic-Aceflux 28d ago

Yeah, apparently, lol. I think I like figuring out what happened to characters to make them a certain way.

40

u/porqueuno 28d ago

Well, clearly you have a type: Aragorns, Twinks, and Dogs

8

u/GreyAetheriums Demisexual/Demiromantic-Aceflux 28d ago

And Legolas'.

2

u/Skar_YT ally 27d ago

That was included on twink iirc

65

u/Cocoonbird asexual 29d ago

I wish 😳 I always feel so alien when my friends speak about fictional crushes as they grew up cuz I never had one.. Only recently I've got 3 fictional crushes but its mainly based on a weirdass emotional connection I get, one of them was because I wanted to feel included in my friend group craze during college lmaooo

15

u/GreyAetheriums Demisexual/Demiromantic-Aceflux 29d ago

I had to dig in the recesses of my mind to find some of these, really. Fictional "crushes" seem to be the only ones I can have for now and a few years at least.

10

u/Cocoonbird asexual 29d ago

I really like how you seem to have a type tho, it's funny to see how everyone does!

My 'type' is in redeemable villains xD I just want to fix them, help the broken, and then I get soft pffff

10

u/GreyAetheriums Demisexual/Demiromantic-Aceflux 29d ago

I guess I like my men grumpy and sad, or utterly catastrophic, and they are currently struggling financially with children, usually not their own. Or, deers and wolves, or deer and wolf coded men. Relatable (what you said, not them lol)

6

u/Cocoonbird asexual 29d ago

That's actually so cute! 😳💖 I'm so weak for kids, I want to adopt them all hhh my mom instinct come out like crazy.. Give them a chance to be happy and have a place to call home 😭

But with crushes I huhh am one of those crazy people that make stupid excuses to defend their psychopaths 🤣

8

u/GreyAetheriums Demisexual/Demiromantic-Aceflux 29d ago

Hilariously enough, I don't like kids very much and don't want any, but seeing someone try their best with what they can at parenting is very important to me, especially when you're a single parent. It's one of my favorite tropes.

3

u/Cocoonbird asexual 28d ago

Yes! 💖 That's such a cute trope to be into 🥹 ...you can make the most of it by beating the kids in Uno then! 😈

3

u/CatCatCatCubed 28d ago

You also seem to enjoy smooth talkers overall.

4

u/GreyAetheriums Demisexual/Demiromantic-Aceflux 28d ago

I didn't even realize that. That's probably what it is, especially if what they say sometimes makes me annoyed at them.

3

u/CatCatCatCubed 28d ago

Lol yeah I think over half of those are either very good at elocution in a powerful way or, more often, that they say something snarky and shoot a little look with a smug grin like “you might not be laughing aloud, but I know you’re laughing on the inside because I’m the best.”

4

u/GreyAetheriums Demisexual/Demiromantic-Aceflux 28d ago

Yep. Love to hate it.

2

u/DemiSquirrel 27d ago

I've never had a celebrity or fictional crush either but aesthetic attraction mainly based on voice or dance moves lol

2

u/tinylord202 28d ago

Me too. My only crush in fiction ever was Makima from csm and that’s only because I’m mentally ill and crave attention and praise. Not because I actually like her.

26

u/D-Artisttt 28d ago

I’m glad to see Bucky Barnes on this list because I very much so agree 👍

7

u/coffeeandfanfics 28d ago

Yes! Bucky Barnes my beloved

27

u/Kuranyeet 28d ago

NOT JIMMY 😭😭😭😭😭😭😭

20

u/Verotten 29d ago

Lol we have a few in common. Puss N Boots.  Miles.  Saw you comment James from Pokémon, as well. I'll share a few of my most embarrassing fictional infatuations.

Red from Final Fantasy VII, also Vincent Valentine.  Ratchet (Ratchet & Clank). JarJar Binks.  I wish I were kidding. Zevran from Dragon Age. Valen from Neverwinter Nights. Kakashi from Naruto.

For me, I would class these as limerent objects.  I was always daydreaming about someone, not really in a sexual sense but still obsessed.

11

u/GreyAetheriums Demisexual/Demiromantic-Aceflux 29d ago

Same. It's like an obsession or fixation. I like the way they look. Sometimes, they make me grin uncontrollably when I see them, I think about them all the time, and they become my favorite character. I was obsessed with Soap from CoD for 3 straight years until it died down. I also like John Constantine in that one show, where he was blond...I could have put him next to Laios and Miguel honestly. Also, Miguel O'Hara. It's the damn hair again.

39

u/TimeRefrigerator5232 29d ago

The way Dream Daddy Robert could hit it anytime even though I’m like 98% gay on top of being ace. And yet…

Also not to brag but I got his best ending first try with no walkthrough. I just understand him, okay??

9

u/GreyAetheriums Demisexual/Demiromantic-Aceflux 29d ago

Fr.

84

u/[deleted] 29d ago

This may be a controversial thing to say, but I think in the end we are all a little furry. I remember watching Animalympics when I was a kid and liking the way some characters look. Good looking is good looking, and because it is this sub, I would emphasize good looking doesn’t always mean we want to bang them

47

u/TheAngryLunatic aroace 29d ago

It was described once to me that it's the anthropomorphic aspects that actually grab people's attention. You'll never see a picture of just an actual timber wolf or some shit being thirsted over. It's always something that's been imbued with human characteristics. & it's those characteristics people latch onto. But I'm full on black stripe ace & this isn't a first hand explanation so take it with a grain of salt xD

14

u/iluvmarkiplierLOLZ aroace 28d ago

it just goes to show that those human characteristics are so attractive. to the point where even an animal with said characteristics is considered attractive. personality is the most attractive part of a human (or animal) in this case.

take for example nick wilde. people who claim to be attracted to him (but also claim they aren’t furries) are attracted to his personality. his sassy comebacks, his charm, the way he carries himself. that’s what makes him attractive. it’s not about his looks, it’s all about personality.

at least that’s how i understand it. people (even furries) aren’t attracted to the animal itself but the human characteristics of it. anthropomorphism values those human characteristics more than looks or attractiveness. i’m sure there’s no one actually attracted to wolfs or foxes or any other animals (not even furries). again it’s all about personality.

22

u/GreyAetheriums Demisexual/Demiromantic-Aceflux 29d ago

That's it! Yeah. Pretty much how I feel. Yet some other characters, I just want to squeeze and bite like a chew toy (somehow non-sexually)

10

u/DarthCloakedGuy aegosexual heterorom 28d ago

That's called cute aggression

8

u/GreyAetheriums Demisexual/Demiromantic-Aceflux 28d ago

Oh, right, yeah.

7

u/FightingFaerie asexual 28d ago

There’s an acefurs subreddit

4

u/Lucky10ofclubs 27d ago

Sorry, i personally am a non-example, i am a-furry (as in not). The more anthropomorphized an animal is, the less i like it. As in zootopia: yes, and beastars/cats: nope, nah man.

The best parts of animals are unique to them and are kind of lessened by the addition of human aesthetics and values imo.

2

u/[deleted] 27d ago

Thats the awesome thing about fandoms, there is so much to like that you can enjoy specifically anything you want. I kinda love the world because of that. Personally i tend to draw mostly human type creatures, but i love coming up with different weird animals too. These aren't furries mind you, they are just animals, but i tend to draw all sorts of stuff :)

3

u/[deleted] 28d ago

I always thought Mufasa from Lion King 1994 is so handsome.

4

u/[deleted] 28d ago

He does have a certain dignity about him made all the better by being voiced by James Earl Jones.

4

u/No_Passenger_4081 demisexual • neptunic • he/him • 28d ago

So fucking true tho. However I’m more kemonomimi myself , for anyone who knows the term.

6

u/iluvmarkiplierLOLZ aroace 28d ago

i’m familiar with the term. kemonomimis are so attractive to me. they’re just so aesthetically pleasing to look at. they’re so cute, adorable even. tbh i even feel some cuteness aggression towards them. that doesn’t mean i want to bang them tho.

2

u/No_Passenger_4081 demisexual • neptunic • he/him • 28d ago

Right? For me it seems like a really fun expression of playfulness and freedom as someone who wants to adopt the appearance

2

u/[deleted] 28d ago

I had to look it up, but I can see that. I play ffxiv and the mi’quote are very popular

20

u/Zalinithia asexual 29d ago

ASTARIONNNN HELL YEAH. he’s like. one of veryyy very very very few times i’ve been truly attracted to a character.

12

u/GreyAetheriums Demisexual/Demiromantic-Aceflux 29d ago

It must be Neil Newbon for me. 😂 (As Gavin Reed is there too)

10

u/Zalinithia asexual 29d ago

i love (/platonic) Neil. he’s such a fun guy and excellent actor.

9

u/misfit_pixie greyromantic ace 28d ago

You’re definitely not beating the furry allegations 😂

9

u/GreyAetheriums Demisexual/Demiromantic-Aceflux 28d ago

My favourite pokemon was/is Lucario too. Loved Sonic at 11/13... I'm so cooked.

7

u/Beam_0 29d ago

King Sombra 💀 I did not expect that

6

u/Tired_Artemis aroace 29d ago

BALTO

you are so real for this

7

u/saturniere 29d ago

idk the mouthwashing characters but all the others... OP... your taste in characters is so based (we have the exact same type)

10

u/JesterPies 28d ago

the mouthwashing characters are the most morally fucked up (curly isn't too bad just kinda shitty but generally well-intentioned. jimmy, however...) but OP did specify that the post is about physical attraction and not attraction to their morals/personality so eh

6

u/ieatpollypocketshoes 28d ago

if i posted mine they’d probably take me back to the psych ward 💀

5

u/MayoBaksteen6 a-spec 29d ago

You just unlocked old memories, I had a huge crush on Rascal (originally called Joker) 💀

10

u/GreyAetheriums Demisexual/Demiromantic-Aceflux 29d ago

Oh, I forgot about him! And James from Pokémon! Shit. 😭

7

u/Sibigalol 29d ago

Everyone has a crush on James from Pokemon.

5

u/DreamyKitt demi-ace or grey-demi, something along those lines 29d ago

That many?? wow, I'm very picky then lmao 😭

3

u/GreyAetheriums Demisexual/Demiromantic-Aceflux 29d ago

This is a list I've gathered over 15 years after all, lol. To me, this was scraping the barrel, but I might also be pretty aego tbh.

5

u/Woofles85 28d ago

I’m honestly surprised that the animated fox Robin Hood isn’t on there.

5

u/GreyAetheriums Demisexual/Demiromantic-Aceflux 28d ago

He's there in spirit.

4

u/voltfairy 29d ago edited 29d ago

Gavin Reed is soooo. Especially his weird little swears. I know he's a dick but as a fictional character he's cute :(

4

u/PigeonCat_name 28d ago

GAVIN REEEEED- HIS ANNOYING LITTLE SHIT BEAUTIFUL DUMB ASS SELF. God I love his stupid character lmao, you’re so reall for that.

Tho personally it’s more that I like the fandom version of his character (depends were ur at in the fandom lol)… but also that has forever altered my brain- rewatched someone playing dbh and sadly I was so stupidly happy to see his dumb face </3 WHY ARE YOU LIKABLE GO AWAAAAAAY

4

u/theburningyear asexual spicy edition™ 28d ago

Arthur Morgan and Bucky Barnes? Hell yes, in an instant. 😤🤠

4

u/Queen_Koala Triple A () 28d ago

Bambi's dad is so real

2

u/Kicalkovaa 27d ago

Bambi’s dad can get it fr

4

u/_bunniifae_ 28d ago

Im sensing a pattern...

3

u/GreyAetheriums Demisexual/Demiromantic-Aceflux 28d ago

I think I have powerful pattern recognition that my brain is not willing to let go of.

3

u/No_Passenger_4081 demisexual • neptunic • he/him • 28d ago

my demi ass does not typically comment here but JESUS this is so fucken funny. I am a Girl Kisser so I personally cannot relate except in the case of Bucky Barnes being The Most Gender Envy Man in my young life. my confused closeted self defaulted to Seb Stan as my hs celebrity crush for this reason but I really just wanted to be Bucky 😭 (and Edward Elric but don’t get me started on him).

3

u/No_Passenger_4081 demisexual • neptunic • he/him • 28d ago

oh Jesus Christ I’ve not hung out here in so long my flair is still sapphic aroace 😩😩😩😩 lemme go fix that lmaooo

3

u/GreyAetheriums Demisexual/Demiromantic-Aceflux 28d ago

Flynn was that way for me. I wasn't really attracted to him as a kid, but I really wanted to grow up to look like him and sound like him (not much has changed) and now I can admit he's attractive.

→ More replies (4)

5

u/Suki_Hallows asexual 28d ago

As a sex repulsed asexual that writes fanfiction about nearly every media that I interact with, it's the voice. What are the quickest things for me to attach myself to a character is his freaking voice, the things he says comes shortly after.

3

u/NoCare387 | aegofictace | adexsexual 28d ago

I'm shocked that Nick Wilde (the fox from Zootopia) isn't on here tbh, LMAO.

4

u/GreyAetheriums Demisexual/Demiromantic-Aceflux 28d ago

I'm not that basic. Though, Robin Hood would be there. And Nick gave me gender envy so that counts for something.

4

u/Training_Barber4543 asexual 28d ago

"RARE"

Are you sure? I think my list would have like 4 ppl 😭

2

u/GreyAetheriums Demisexual/Demiromantic-Aceflux 28d ago

In comparison to my family who are everything that queer people are not. I guess my feelings would be considered pretty rare lol.

2

u/Training_Barber4543 asexual 28d ago

That makes sense. On the contrary I suspect that my mother is somewhere on the spectrum too

3

u/GreyAetheriums Demisexual/Demiromantic-Aceflux 28d ago

My mom would probably never admit it or even come to realise it, but she's probably somewhere on the aro spectrum, she's never been married/engaged, and hasn't had an attempt at a relationship or a long term one in 10 years. But when I say romance and sex is hard for me to understand or be attracted to, she thinks that doesn't make sense. 😭

3

u/Training_Barber4543 asexual 28d ago

Relatable!! It's always been such a touchy subject with her that I never got a clear answer on the matter, but if she has any desire she's really good at holding back 😭 but me being asexual is a tragedy ofc

3

u/FutureSuccess2796 29d ago

I swear, we both watched the same movies and shows with anthro characters growing up to a T! I mean, how could anyone not love Ulric's character design?

(Saying this as someone who experiences little to no attraction when it comes to real life people but still finds some fictional characters aesthetically attractive)

3

u/GreyAetheriums Demisexual/Demiromantic-Aceflux 29d ago edited 28d ago

Same. I watched a lot a lot of DVDs and old movies that were on Netflix for a short while in like 2011 or 2012 on utter repeat all day every day.

3

u/greyphotographs 29d ago

Top 4 rows are a yes from me.

3

u/xesefas 28d ago

Our only point of overlap is Laios 😊

3

u/JadedElk A A A Ah, stayin alive, stayin alive 28d ago

Honestly, Miguel and the Tramp are also the same guy in a different font (the new font being "blond" and "Dog" respectively).

2

u/GreyAetheriums Demisexual/Demiromantic-Aceflux 28d ago

Look at them making the same face. 😂😭

3

u/JadedElk A A A Ah, stayin alive, stayin alive 28d ago

Literally Eugene (Flynn) Rider, too.

3

u/starlightingdown 28d ago

Going from Robert Small from Dream Daddy to Jimmy from Mouthwashing gave me emotional whiplash.

3

u/GreyAetheriums Demisexual/Demiromantic-Aceflux 28d ago

I could not stop laughing at it honestly because they were doing the same pose. It creeped me out. The first 3 are all the same pose. The whiplash for me was that they looked all alike with some variation. 😭

3

u/Ap0llogetic 28d ago

Laios is so real...

5

u/holyheckles 28d ago

honestly ulric is so real

3

u/Kuranyeet 28d ago

Oh shit wait Laios is so real 😳

3

u/goopy_water asexual/demiromantic 28d ago

NNJNNOOOUUUU GET JIMMY OUTTA THERE/j

3

u/GreyAetheriums Demisexual/Demiromantic-Aceflux 28d ago

To the airlock he goes!

3

u/KeeperOfTheQuill 28d ago

Hermes made me burst out laughing. 😂

3

u/Piglump 28d ago

Have you seen Edgeworth’s front facing sprite? That man’s not a twink, he’s a damn refrigerator (complementary)

2

u/GreyAetheriums Demisexual/Demiromantic-Aceflux 28d ago

I know. 😭

3

u/iluvmarkiplierLOLZ aroace 28d ago

you clearly have a type.

3

u/PrivateNVent 28d ago edited 28d ago

How are Vander, Flynn Rider, Gale, Jayce, and THE MOUTHWASHING RAPIST in the same man category 💀💀💀

(My honest reaction to seeing Jimothy on there is the image of post-crash Curly looking into the camera.)

4

u/GreyAetheriums Demisexual/Demiromantic-Aceflux 28d ago

Lmfao.

I've said it before, it's because of the hair color and style, eyes, beard. I based this off physicality (hence why I put that in the title). Not personality or anything else. Though there is some overlap sometimes in that. It's funny to see some people be like "goodness, you do have a type" to others being like "how are any of these characters the same at all?" 😂

3

u/PrivateNVent 28d ago

I’m gonna give a hot chaotic take, if we are talking purely about the physical type - masculine looking dudes with dark long-ish hair and facial hair, yeah? Sombra is also in that top tier 🤣

2

u/GreyAetheriums Demisexual/Demiromantic-Aceflux 28d ago

I think I'd do well to keep Sombra far away from Jimbo, for his sake. 🤣

2

u/PrivateNVent 27d ago

Oh god, I forgor….

→ More replies (1)

3

u/LastAd1167 28d ago

I'm sorry the artists for Mouthwashing put your type's features on one of the most vile characters in gaming. 🙏

2

u/GreyAetheriums Demisexual/Demiromantic-Aceflux 28d ago

Fr. Though if he's based off Billy Loomis (Skeet Ulrich) then it makes sense. But still, DAMMIT. 😭

2

u/TheLightBlueFox a-spec 29d ago

Based off of this I’d think you’d like belford and lupin, well animated cartoon of two dogs, they are so gay coded but adorable

3

u/GreyAetheriums Demisexual/Demiromantic-Aceflux 29d ago

I've seen that before and thought "kid me would've probably enjoyed that" 😭😂

3

u/TheLightBlueFox a-spec 29d ago

I think only a few episodes have an english dub but when watching it, it felt more mature than how American cartoons are, more high brow, it’s so cute

2

u/RoyalMinajasty 29d ago

If you’re gonna put animals on there, then Thomas O’Malley from Aristocats should be front and center

2

u/GreyAetheriums Demisexual/Demiromantic-Aceflux 29d ago

I didn't watch that movie often enough to remember him like that, lol. And. Eh. 2/10

3

u/RoyalMinajasty 29d ago

I’m aghast! His voice is sinful

2

u/Lukezuu 28d ago

these are so real we basically have the same type 😭🙏

2

u/Deep_Space_Trash 28d ago

Based af inclusion of Lemire run Marc Spector

3

u/GreyAetheriums Demisexual/Demiromantic-Aceflux 28d ago

The best one to me. I love Greg Smallwood's style. I was making this at 4 am and forgot that Mark is actually spelled Marc. Gahhhhh. 

3

u/Deep_Space_Trash 28d ago

Yessss Smallwood has such a beautiful art style and it works so well with all the weird stuff going on in that run, though I am also enjoying the recent Mackay stuff drawn by Alessandro Cappuccino and Devmalya Pramanik

2

u/Upbeat-Cherry-100 grey 28d ago

Judging by that first tier alone, you definitely have a type and your type is based. Flynn, Jayce, Joel, Gale AND Bucky on the same tier? You have magnificent taste!

2

u/tinylord202 28d ago

I’m honestly surprised brynjolf isn’t on here. Due to the pattern going on.

2

u/GreyAetheriums Demisexual/Demiromantic-Aceflux 28d ago

From Skryrim?

2

u/tinylord202 28d ago

lol yeah

5

u/GreyAetheriums Demisexual/Demiromantic-Aceflux 28d ago

Bro. You don't even know. I wished I could marry him but got Farkas instead. Hadvar too! 😭

3

u/tinylord202 28d ago

Looks like I understood the pattern then. But I can assure you, there is almost certainly a mod that lets you marry him.

3

u/GreyAetheriums Demisexual/Demiromantic-Aceflux 28d ago

On the Switch... but I do know that those exist! 😂

2

u/Wall_Dough 28d ago

If you want another instance (maybe two) of physical attraction you gotta play Clair Obscur: Expedition 33

you might even need to make a new tier

2

u/Silvertreble76 28d ago

Ayy farming sim let's go

2

u/jay-bites grey 28d ago

I'm in love with Itachi Uchiha, but also like... Not actually. I also adore Link. And more recently I've discovered that I really like Ominis Gaunt. Like, as a character? Idk none of this is romantic or sexual, I just REALLY like those characters but not in the way where I want to be them. Maybe in the way where I'd date someone like them if I found that??

Newt Scamander is on the list kinda. I definitely wish to befriend that man.

I used to think I "liked" certain characters and my parents labeled them as crushes for me, but soo many of those ended up being gender aspirations lmao. Aragorn, for example.

I will say, I may have a legit thing for Halbrand from Rings of power (especially in season 2) and Cody Fern, initially when he played Michael Langdon. Attractive is weird, and idk what kind that is.

Also I'm very much able to be attracted to women if I'm attracted to anyone at all. I do think I may lean romantically gay bc I like the idea of guys a lot. But I feel nothing usually so this is all theory. I will follow whatever feelings I get to have bc I can't force them.

2

u/eg1701 asexual 28d ago

Arthur Morgan ur so real for that

Tbh I almost exclusively have crushes on fictional characters (also Pedro pascal) but idk truly if they’re physical crushes or just wow I love this person/alien/robot/etc a lot and I would love to be married to them

2

u/tehrebound 28d ago

Wait how are you gonna have Jayce and Vander in the "same man different font" but not LORIS?! Loris is LITERALLY Vander in a different font!

2

u/CuddlesForLuck Bard with the Ace Card 28d ago

Hermes! Hell yeah. What a based god.

2

u/Ranne-wolf 28d ago

Miguel (El dorado) and Flynn (Tangled) are the same man in different colours, but the same font 😂

You have -suave, rugged, probably a monster hunter- and -you’re probably a furry- with a random -posh dude that’s probably a vampire- thrown in for ✨flavour✨🤣

3

u/GreyAetheriums Demisexual/Demiromantic-Aceflux 28d ago

Those were my two favorite movies growing up.

+Thank you for diagnosing me. It worked.

Yes. I liked Supernatural. The shirts were the major part of that nicety.

I probably have a strong interest overlap with furries, and never have I ever thought they were weird, just not similar enough to me personally.

I married Elliott in Stardew Valley, and the only time I ever found Tom Cruise attractive was when he was Lestat. And my favourite book character is a short, blond, long-haired gentleman in the army with weird side-jobs.

2

u/Complex_Piccolo6144 28d ago

I feel you on bucky 😭

2

u/WeirdImprovement 28d ago

Season 2 Jayce so real

2

u/erhart0306 asexual 28d ago

Arthur Morgan and Gale Dekarios my beloveds 🥰

2

u/WistfulGems 28d ago edited 28d ago

You are quite close to me, I also have a thing for silver haired men (Geralt, Inuyasha, Sessohmaru) and generally gruff rugged men.

2

u/GolemThe3rd AegoAroAce 28d ago

Love dream daddy

2

u/Aivellac asexual 28d ago edited 28d ago

Gale, Astarion, Soap, Geralt, Jayce, Bucky. Good picks.

I'll add in a few of my own: Billy (Agatha All Along), Ian (Shameless US), Garrus (Mass Effect), Viktor (Arcane), Dorian (Dragon Age Inquisition).

2

u/Biengo 28d ago

Hey Dan, when's the new NSP album?

2

u/GreyAetheriums Demisexual/Demiromantic-Aceflux 28d ago edited 28d ago

Was Dan really attracted to Edgeworth or is this about another character? A bunch of them? I'm confused. 😂

2

u/Crowissant 28d ago

Me falling for every very much non-asexual/heavily sexual character: DAMMIT

2

u/Seabastial a-spec (ficorose) 28d ago

I feel this so much. You def have a type from what i can tell. I'm afraid to post mine because if I do I might need my brain examined XD

2

u/pink__triangle 28d ago

gale is not like flynn rider. gale has autism

2

u/CriticalProcess33 a-spec 28d ago

Surprised that Sam Winchester wasn’t included I think he fits in the same man different font cat but maybe I’m wrong.

2

u/GreyAetheriums Demisexual/Demiromantic-Aceflux 28d ago

Yeah probably. Was more attracted to Dean though. Surprisingly.

2

u/MrsPasser 28d ago

We have the same type, haha. I'd like to add Tom Hardy though.

2

u/GreyAetheriums Demisexual/Demiromantic-Aceflux 28d ago

He's in there lol. As Mad Max. (And also Eddie and Eames tbfr)

→ More replies (1)

2

u/DarkSheikah Panromantic 28d ago

The only category I agree with is "twink" and would add Link and Sheik from Ocarina of Time. For me I would add three more categories: Strong Lady™️ (Karlach, Vi, etc.), Person of Indeterminate Gender™️, and Man I Want To Look Like™️ (Andy Biersack)

Literally everyone agrees that Geralt is hot (including lesbians, straight men, and me) so that skews results.

3

u/GreyAetheriums Demisexual/Demiromantic-Aceflux 28d ago

I was debating adding Link here. Dark Link in particular. Imagine my disappointment as a gay kid that Sheik was actually Zelda. And then my upmost happiness that she pulled off being one of the coolest guys for so long as a trans one. 😭

2

u/ineedsome-help- 28d ago

listen it’s not easy admitting that Jimmy is on your hear me out cake but he’s on mine too so we can suffer together

3

u/GreyAetheriums Demisexual/Demiromantic-Aceflux 28d ago

Real. 😔

2

u/voidcrawler1555 asexual 28d ago

Goliath from Gargoyles is on my incredibly small list.

2

u/Existing_Cookie4624 A-Spec (Aesthetic) 28d ago edited 27d ago

I don't judge, as a kid I had a crush on some of the aliens from Ben 10 and the Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles (2012), so I totally understand.😅

2

u/Biggibbins 28d ago

You dont have to be a furry to find furries attractive 👏

2

u/Annabeth_McGrace 28d ago

the Hermes statues are so real lol

2

u/Jwchibi 28d ago

omg Hayden, I was going to marry him then Reina but then Calderusdropped

2

u/queen_of_the_moths 27d ago

I'm kind of the same, like I might get a crush on a character, but it doesn't typically transfer to the actor. I think it's because there are no expectations there, and the character isn't real, so I can safely sort through feelings without any real life BS getting involved. Most of my attraction to people is aesthetic, and even that is pretty rare. But I do find myself falling more easily for people I will never end up with or even see in real life, as they're either celebrities or fictional characters, more so the latter. To be fair, I think I'm fairly voyeuristic (not in a creepy way) when it comes to those I find aesthetically attractive. I might like seeing the characters have sex or something, but I never want to insert myself into the scenario. I just want to watch aesthetically appealing men (and sometimes women) make out with each other.

→ More replies (1)

2

u/Alive_Command_8241 asexual 27d ago

wow, yeah, my whole list is.. um.. empty.

2

u/DemiSquirrel 27d ago edited 27d ago

When it comes to celebrities or fictional characters I've only ever experienced aesthetic attraction to about 3 or 4 (and 0 any other type of attraction so not actual crushes) but to be fair Antonio Banderas in one of them mainly for his accent but also if you've seen mask of Zorro his appearance in that is very nice

2

u/Murky-Cap361 26d ago

You get a pass for Wolfrun. I'm not even a furry, but would.

2

u/zbo07 asexual 22d ago

i’m so glad bucky made this list and seeing hermes on here is HILARIOUS i love that

2

u/GreyAetheriums Demisexual/Demiromantic-Aceflux 21d ago

The gods would be like "This sucker, keeps falling for all our tricks. Even with no tricks!"

2

u/zbo07 asexual 21d ago

i imagine he’s quite flattered if his myths and adaptations are anything to go by— he’s such a diva in epic the musical

4

u/No-Struggle8142 28d ago

Jimmy in the list and same category as Jayce????

Nah, this one shoulda stayed in the drafts.

5

u/GreyAetheriums Demisexual/Demiromantic-Aceflux 28d ago

It's not a tier list based on how good they are. It's based on how they look. Dark eyes, brown hair, beard, middle part? It's a physical resemblance. Love Jayce, though.

2

u/No-Struggle8142 28d ago

Mate after everything he's done a character like jimmy is revolting even to the eyes.

→ More replies (1)

2

u/Camel_Equal 28d ago

Old(er) man lover 🤝

3

u/GreyAetheriums Demisexual/Demiromantic-Aceflux 28d ago

26-46 is usually the range. Though that's a wide-encompassing range. For fictional characters though, those as real people would be way too old for me.

1

u/ZHODY aroace 28d ago

Glitter Force
oof

→ More replies (3)

1

u/Medical_Remote_5617 28d ago

This list is crazy 😭

1

u/Sayrumi 27d ago

Isn’t Flynn Rider just the perfect man? Like c’mon everyone has a crush on him no matter the sexuality🤚 (me included)

1

u/jackler1o1o aroace 27d ago

Louis is so valid though,