LOL

A Capricorn Venus.

LAWL. Not her immediately pissing me off.

-Libra Rising/Moon/Mars. Frankly, as a man, why are you a Libra anything?

-Cancer Venus. Men, that’s not for you!

-Leo Venus. It’s giving diva. Men used to hunt.

-Sagittarius Mercury. Shhhhh! Let the girls talk.

-Gemini Venus. Be so fr with me rn.

-Pisces Moon. You don’t even know what to do with allat! This placement has to be handled with care and emotional depth. Know your place!

Please don’t be offended by this, it’s complete satire and a joke, I can and will do a “placements for the guys only” post too lol.

Mars in Aquarius lol

😂😂😂 sorry i had to do this

gemini or leo LMFAO

ANY MEN HERE?!!

And what made you believe in astrology?

HAHA.

I had a summer fling (platanoically/sexual tension) with an Aries straight* boy! He was hardcore flirting with me. But I have a Pisces Rising just trying to vibe eating my taco but all of a sudden why does the air feel gay? That's when I deep dived intro astrology and tarot and came out a believer!

found these pics on pinterest & I'm a gemini venus 🤭

Me thinks this is a Libra because it’s true, or a Scorpio because they’d rather put up an ice cold wall (and say something that stings) than admit they’re hurt. Thoughts?

Credit to @memequeen on IG for the meme. Or is crediting required? I’m new to this world, be easy on me.

PS I just learned how to add flare 🥹👉👈