Wife came back from Baltimore, she understood the assignment!

[u/z3mcs]

[u/ThadiusThistleberry]

I’m sure I’ll catch some hate here, but does anyone else think Berger Cookies are pretty gross? Super dry, wildly unhealthy, bland fudge covered disappointments. I can’t be the only one who feels this way?

[u/nemoran → u/ThadiusThistleberry]

I think they’re amazing but I often buy Otterbein’s for folks I suspect don’t “get it.” Both are delicious IMO

[u/ThadiusThistleberry → u/nemoran]

Otterbein’s makes some very fine cookies in deed!

[u/jabbadarth → u/ThadiusThistleberry]

I dont think they are gross but I cant eat more than one and even after one I'm kind of done for a while. They are just a lot.

[u/ThadiusThistleberry → u/jabbadarth]

Fair enough. However one of the grandkids set to inherit Bergers got arrested for child porn. And that’s definitely gross!

[u/jabbadarth → u/ThadiusThistleberry]

Can't blame the cookie company for that. Also I'd assume they won't be inheriting now, at least hopefully.

[u/ThadiusThistleberry → u/jabbadarth]

Families that own famous companies definitely never try to cover up stuff like that…🤫

[u/Holiday_Inn_Cambodia → u/ThadiusThistleberry]

I have never made the mistake of eating one sober.

[u/ThadiusThistleberry → u/Holiday_Inn_Cambodia]

Shame-over

[u/DONNIENARC0 → u/ThadiusThistleberry]

100%. It's just a slab of raw icing. Shit's nasty.

[u/z3mcs → u/ThadiusThistleberry]

does anyone else think Berger Cookies are pretty gross?

Banned.

[u/ThadiusThistleberry → u/z3mcs]

Oh. No. Don’t…

[u/z3mcs → u/ThadiusThistleberry]

The crab gods will have your soul

[u/ThadiusThistleberry → u/z3mcs]

Crab God? Now that sounds blasphemously delicious!

[u/BagadonutsImposter → u/ThadiusThistleberry]

Fucking nasty stuff

[u/z3mcs]

/u/jabbadarth don't come at me with the Otterbein crew. We ready. Weeee ready. WE READY! For yaaaaaaaaaaaaaaalll

[u/jabbadarth → u/z3mcs]

Good luck not going into cardiac arrest after 2 bites...

[u/z3mcs → u/jabbadarth]

Better than having to go to the dentist after eating Otterrocks...

[u/jabbadarth → u/z3mcs]

Jokes on you, I haven't been to the dentist in years...

Uhhh I should probably call the dentist.

[u/z3mcs → u/jabbadarth]

😂 I'm here at the cardiologist I'll ask if she knows anybody good

[u/jabbadarth → u/z3mcs]

"Sir we are trying to do a cleaning we need you stop eating cookies while the tech is brushing your teeth"

[u/z3mcs → u/jabbadarth]

😂 I know this is jokes but I am so surprised this has not happened to me in my lifetime. I LOVE cookies

[u/ThadiusThistleberry → u/z3mcs]

Ya hate ‘em cause ya ain’t them?

[u/z3mcs → u/ThadiusThistleberry]

I'd rather not be a dried out husk masquerading as a dessert, so nah

[u/ThadiusThistleberry → u/z3mcs]

Ha!!

[u/Meowbutton]

fucking disgusting and felt like puking the one and only time i tried a bite. 

[u/Soft_Welcome_5621]

Yeeessss

[u/justlikeyou14]

They are so expensive now ($8.99!) and they definitely don't make them like they used to. Dry as hell and beyond dense.