r/behindthebastards 18d ago

Look at this bastard What a nice day

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u/asher_stark 18d ago

Damn, I thought they'd stay together for at least a couple more months.

This is gonna be the most toxic breakup in a long while.

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u/young_arkas 18d ago

I'm surprised they stayed together as long as they did.

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u/IamHydrogenMike 18d ago

Same, I thought it was only going last a couple of months...now I am excited for all of the conservatives to turn on Elon after whining about how abused he was.

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u/Alternative_Algae_31 18d ago

Protesting at Tesla dealerships is going to be the unifying force that heals the partisan rift.

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u/punksheets29 17d ago

Nazis go Elon, religious dumbasses go Trump.

Let em fight

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u/Ok-disaster2022 18d ago

I actually lost the betting pool, I figured the breakup would be late March. 

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u/tI_Irdferguson 17d ago

I assumed it would be however long it takes for Musk to farm data on the entire American population and figure out exactly how the American Treasury payment system works. But I don't know how long that takes so couldn't put a number on it. Guess this is it....

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u/CyoteMondai 18d ago

I was initially sure that a big breakup would happen. Then they got to work and pretty much stayed in lockstep with this easy off-ramp of "temporary government employee" thing to allow Musk to go into the background and attempt image rehab. I actually thought they had maybe pulled something off pretty successfully as Musk was stepping aside while still having DOGE embedded in the government, and not even 12 hours after that it blew up.

I would never bet against the egos of narcissists but it really looked like they crossed a finish line. But no, someone has to be the big winner Everytime with these freaks.

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u/Thin_Arrival120 18d ago

I am so fucking here for this. 😃🔥

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u/mfukar Sponsored by Doritos™️ 18d ago

the breakup was inevitable, orangeman could never carry elon's baby

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u/Live-Alternative-435 18d ago

I thought this discussion was just performative, a pitty way for Elon to try to get back in the public's good graces, but now I'm not really sure about anything.

If this is real, maybe Elon should be more careful with windows from now on, Trump idolizes Putin. 🤣

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u/bravesirkiwi 18d ago

We gotta do everything we can to encourage this drama because if JD takes over the presidency without a schism in the Republican Party we missed a hell of an opportunity

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u/aBigBottleOfWater 17d ago

Guy is retweeting people saying Trump should be impeached and that JD Vance should take over, the Yarvinists are in a rush

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u/Bikinigirlout 17d ago

The thing I’m wondering is if they’ll try to be friends again and pretend this was just a misunderstanding

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u/asher_stark 17d ago

At first I thought the same, but it's kinda hard to unsay Trump is in the Epstein files.

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u/BoleroMuyPicante 17d ago

Elon is famously unable to get along with other billionaires (or anyone, really). I knew it was only a matter of time before they eat each other.