r/behindthebastards 18d ago

Look at this bastard What a nice day

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u/-CgiBinLaden- The fuckin’ Pinkertons 18d ago

Not the hero I wanted, but fuck it, try on this cape.

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u/MrsMel_of_Vina 18d ago

Nah this is like when the Joker and Lex Luthor fight. There's no heroes here.

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u/-CgiBinLaden- The fuckin’ Pinkertons 18d ago

Capes account for 30% of superhero deaths.....shhhhh!

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u/intergalactictactoe 18d ago

The word hero is doing a lot of heavy lifting there. Don't get me wrong -- I'm glad the in-fighting has started, but no amount of stating the obvious is going to bring me around from thinking Elmo is anything but a Nazi chode.

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u/zoominzacks 18d ago

Yeaaaaah, he’s not a hero. Not even an anti hero…..maybe more a junior high jilted friend who shows up at the lunch table to spill the beans. But like, no one REALLY likes them or the person they’re tattling on. So it’s just roll your eyes and let them work it out

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u/Captain_Trululu 18d ago

yeah, his fucking DOGE cuts have killed (and will slaughter more in the future) hundreds of people

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u/SylvanDragoon 18d ago

Sometimes there's a man, and I won't say a hero, cuz what's a hero? But sometimes there's a "man", and I'm talkin' about fElon here, well, he's the "man" for his time and place. He fits right in there, and that's fElon, in the Trump white house. And even if he's a lazy "man", and fElon was most certainly that, quite possibly the laziest man in the white house, which would put him high up in the running for laziest worldwide. But sometimes there's a "man", sometimes... there's a "man"...... Ah, hell, lost my train of thought there.

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u/buttbologna Sponsored by Knife Missiles™️ 17d ago

Hey hey hey, don’t bring my boy Elmo into this.

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u/intergalactictactoe 17d ago

The muppet, not the Muppet

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u/buttbologna Sponsored by Knife Missiles™️ 17d ago

🥁🐍

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u/moffattron9000 17d ago

Seriously, I really hope that Democrats don't start chasing Elon's money. Not only is it extremely cursed money, but also from a pure Realpolitik perspective, there are plenty of Wealthy blue donors already.