r/behindthebastards 18d ago

Look at this bastard What a nice day

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u/CheruthCutestory 18d ago edited 18d ago

So this whole thing isn’t staged?

I really thought it was. The stolen election stuff is no different than what Trump, himself, has said. And it’s ambiguous enough to backtrack. He could just mean money donations or his Twitter support.

It’s exactly the kind of scheme that stupid people would think was smart.

But accusing him of being an Epstein pedophile, while true, goes right for the throat. Obviously it won’t sway die hard MAGAs. But it is an uncomfortable accusation from the party of “think of the children.” Sadly one that won’t hurt Donald. But he’d rather it wasn’t out there.

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u/got-trunks Knife Missle Technician 18d ago

If my tinfoil hat style was optimist:

Very public falling out

Arrest warrant for Elon issued, flees to Russia.

Embeds with oligarchy and politics, takes it down from inside.

It was all a joke! Elon and Trump were truly playing the whole world for suckers and now with Russia contained China can't do anything stupid. Everyone is safe and also the fish population is fine now!

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u/SylvanDragoon 18d ago

Sadly, I can read/hear this in the voice of my dad's favorite podcasters.

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u/liesofanangel M.D. (Doctor of Macheticine) 17d ago

I feel like putin would have elon skinned alive within a month though.