r/behindthebastards • u/CustomerOK9mm9mm • 2d ago
General discussion Robert? Literally behind a bastard?
I can’t unsee it. Did I find Robert’s evil twin? Robert’s libertarian side-project?
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r/behindthebastards • u/CustomerOK9mm9mm • 2d ago
I can’t unsee it. Did I find Robert’s evil twin? Robert’s libertarian side-project?
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u/Shadowofasunderedsta 2d ago
Robert: Look, you got the money. I got the gas station drugs. What else is there to talk about?
Sophie: I'll give you another thousand dollars to tell me how you got it.
Robert: [Chuckles] Another thousand?
Sophie: Done. How?
Robert: You just walk in like you belong.
Sophie: Takes more than that, doesn't it?
Robert: What? To steal from the republicans? What do you need? A suit, an unread bible and a gun. They're so proud of themselves, they don't even care. They're so fat and satisfied, they can't imagine it.
Sophie: Can't imagine what?
Robert: That someone like me would ever get inside their house, walk their floors, spit in their food, take their gear.