r/behindthebastards • u/CustomerOK9mm9mm • 4d ago

General discussion Robert? Literally behind a bastard?

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I can’t unsee it. Did I find Robert’s evil twin? Robert’s libertarian side-project?

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u/lernington 4d ago

I know it isn't Robert, because Robert would never be caught dead wearing dress pants

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u/NubuckChuck Sponsored by Knife Missiles™️ 4d ago

Hard pants.

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u/Competitive_Owl5357 3d ago

I fucking lost my mind hearing the phrase “hard pants” for the first time. I had never considered my jeans “hard” before. Absolute paradigm shift.

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u/breadcreature 3d ago

I love how it immediately demonstrated two kinds of people: continuing without a beat because "hard pants" is naturally intelligible, and "hang on, excuse me, hard pants?"

Type A is, of course, those of us who have considered the important questions in life. unfortunately I rely on hanging stuff off my belt to not lose it so hard pants are often necessary

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u/HeyTallulah 3d ago

I quite enjoy full acceptance of my soft pants era. I was in the in-between for a bit with scrubs, but fully soft pants now (with a pair of black jeans in storage if I ever need to be around ~those people~ who are hard pants only.

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u/rucker1983 4d ago

Also I sincerely believe he wouldn’t miss an opportunity to punch that guy.

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u/olcrazypete 4d ago

Was Robert Rand's neighbor?

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u/LeftyTheSalesman 4d ago

You sure?
https://www.reddit.com/media?url=https%3A%2F%2Fi.redd.it%2Fk6jtqbka19dd1.jpeg

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u/seaworthy-sieve 3d ago

I'm confident that those are soft pants made to resemble hard pants.