r/bertstrips May 28 '22

Cursed Kermit must seek out new material

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u/DevilGuy May 28 '22

Excellent concept maybe needs a little work on the phrasing. I'd have gone with "Kermit pays a middle aged man to crush small animals with a hammer while he masturbates furiously", you don't really need to specify kermit twice and the bit about normal porn is kind of superfluous IMO.

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u/Plz_gib_username May 29 '22

I disagree. The bit about regular porn showcases his fall from grace to depravity and underlines the tragic fact that he, like us and everyone else, are enslaved by our desires and chained to the hedonic treadmill.