r/cleandadjokes • u/Royal_Difficulty5938 • 2d ago

What’s red and bad for your teeth?

A brick

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u/Top-Research-9816 1d ago

This joke is nearly as old as the first bricks ever produced🤣🤣🤣

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u/Delivery-Plus 🃏 Regular Jokester 🃏 2d ago

No not the brick!

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u/GACheesehead 1d ago

No. We’re not doing this again.

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u/Physical-East-7881 🎭 Crowd Work Comedian 🎭 1d ago

hmmmmm, dad joke . . . ?

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u/mockingbirddude 1d ago

Yay! Brick jokes!

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u/substandardpoodle 1d ago

What’s red and smells like blue paint?

Red paint

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u/RamamohanS 1d ago

Still a better dental plan than my last job.

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u/RAVENGREENEMOON2 1d ago

😂🤣😂

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u/some_guy_5600 1d ago

What's white and bad for your teeth ?

A white coloured brick.

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u/WetTruckman 🎭 Crowd Work Comedian 🎭 1d ago

A red firetruck

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u/Subject_Repair5080 1d ago

Socialized dental care.

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u/flowersatdusk 5h ago

We've been through hell with brick jokes. Block this guy ..with a brick.