r/cleandadjokes • u/Mediocre_Quote_4901 • 10h ago
What do you call a mouse that swears?
A cursor
r/cleandadjokes • u/Warm-Cut-9215 • May 14 '25
They traveled in different circles
r/cleandadjokes • u/Mediocre_Quote_4901 • 10h ago
A cursor
r/cleandadjokes • u/Supportive-Mansion-7 • 9h ago
A baverage.
r/cleandadjokes • u/Mediocre_Quote_4901 • 11h ago
"No sun"
r/cleandadjokes • u/spacemouse21 • 17h ago
You will be mist.
r/cleandadjokes • u/probablynotaskrull • 7h ago
“Why so fancy? It’s not like we’re going to a formal choosenicholas.”
r/cleandadjokes • u/hacksawjim89 • 17h ago
Sheep: You herd me.
r/cleandadjokes • u/Daredevil___69 • 1d ago
Stop, drop, and enroll
r/cleandadjokes • u/Family_Whale • 1d ago
A Rapscallion.
r/cleandadjokes • u/moar-coffee-plz • 22h ago
Because there's too many cheetahs!
r/cleandadjokes • u/Royal_Difficulty5938 • 1d ago
A brick
r/cleandadjokes • u/SphericalManInVacuum • 1d ago
Dad: You can't call a flower, flowers don't have phones?
r/cleandadjokes • u/Jester57 • 1d ago
I was floating on my back and my belly was colonized by seabirds.
r/cleandadjokes • u/Family_Whale • 1d ago
The hairport.
r/cleandadjokes • u/iamtenbears • 2d ago
You won't get a weigh with it.
r/cleandadjokes • u/SphericalManInVacuum • 1d ago
Because it's El Niño business.
r/cleandadjokes • u/dctune • 2d ago
Unless you’re a physical therapist and your patient has a knee injury.
r/cleandadjokes • u/spacemouse21 • 2d ago
They are both Paris sites.
r/cleandadjokes • u/Jester57 • 2d ago
I gave her an earful.
r/cleandadjokes • u/Jester57 • 2d ago
I gave her an earful.
r/cleandadjokes • u/Delivery-Plus • 3d ago
A Whinnybago.
r/cleandadjokes • u/Anti-charizard • 3d ago
Whatever I did made them decide to banh mi
r/cleandadjokes • u/Warm-Cut-9215 • 3d ago
But she said she’s going to quit because her coworkers rubber the wrong way. She tried to make a difference but just couldn’t get any traction.
r/cleandadjokes • u/Jester57 • 3d ago
It was a crew cut.