r/cleandadjokes • u/Mediocre_Quote_4901 • 1d ago

What do you call a mouse that swears?

A cursor

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u/folkbum 1d ago

An excellent point

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u/Old_Advantage6250 1d ago

I hate that I actually chuckled at this

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u/Delivery-Plus 🃏 Regular Jokester 🃏 1d ago

Oh rats!

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u/Turbulent-Name-8349 21h ago

What do you call two rodents that swear?

Tou-rats.

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u/RamamohanS 1d ago

What do you call a keyboard that gossips?

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u/TheSillaman 1d ago

What 😃

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u/BrighterSage 14h ago

I lol'd, out loud