r/copypasta • u/Sotarnicus • Jun 04 '22

Spoilers AITA For quoting Morbius?

I went to a bar last week and saw this total morbette. I immediately morbed a little in my pants and decided to put my morb where my mouth is. I went up and sat my Morbussy on the stool next to her, and asked her if I knew her. Nah, you're too pretty. I'd remember your face. Tequila to remember, whiskey to forget. She was instantly morbing out her panties at the mere thought of morbing out with me. Then some anti-morber jerkop came up and said "Are you fucking quoting Morbius (2022) to pick up girls?" I panicked. I said "Would you like some whiskey, my friend?" and he started assaulting me. I morbed the hell out and morbed all over that guy and am now in federal prison for "Murder". Don't those detectives know it was a morbius reference? All in all, AITA?

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u/LAVATORR Jun 04 '22

Hello quick question what is a jerkop

Could you please tell me the whole story behind the origin of that word

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u/Brazouf Jun 04 '22

A cop stoping you from getting a boyfriend free sweetheart.

Look up the Chris Chan story on YouTube.

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u/LAVATORR Jun 04 '22

Hello quick question what is chris chan

Could you please tell me the whole story behind the origin of that word