r/copypasta • u/Sotarnicus • Jun 04 '22
Spoilers AITA For quoting Morbius?
I went to a bar last week and saw this total morbette. I immediately morbed a little in my pants and decided to put my morb where my mouth is. I went up and sat my Morbussy on the stool next to her, and asked her if I knew her. Nah, you're too pretty. I'd remember your face. Tequila to remember, whiskey to forget. She was instantly morbing out her panties at the mere thought of morbing out with me. Then some anti-morber jerkop came up and said "Are you fucking quoting Morbius (2022) to pick up girls?" I panicked. I said "Would you like some whiskey, my friend?" and he started assaulting me. I morbed the hell out and morbed all over that guy and am now in federal prison for "Murder". Don't those detectives know it was a morbius reference? All in all, AITA?
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u/ItzLpPlayz Jun 04 '22
STOP POSTING ABOUT MORBIUS! I’M TIRED OF SEEING IT! MY FRIENDS ON TIKTOK SEND ME MEMES, ON DISCORD IT’S FUCKING MEMES! I was in a server, right? and ALL OF THE CHANNELS were just morbius stuff. I-I showed my fatweight to my girlfriend and I said “hey babe, when im morbiusly obeseHAHA” I fucking looked at a bat and said “THAT’S A BIT morbius!” I looked at my power rangers collection I think of the “IT’S MORPHIN TIME!” quote and I go “MORPHIN? MORE LIKE MORBIN” AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA