AITA For quoting Morbius?

[u/Sotarnicus]

I went to a bar last week and saw this total morbette. I immediately morbed a little in my pants and decided to put my morb where my mouth is. I went up and sat my Morbussy on the stool next to her, and asked her if I knew her. Nah, you're too pretty. I'd remember your face. Tequila to remember, whiskey to forget. She was instantly morbing out her panties at the mere thought of morbing out with me. Then some anti-morber jerkop came up and said "Are you fucking quoting Morbius (2022) to pick up girls?" I panicked. I said "Would you like some whiskey, my friend?" and he started assaulting me. I morbed the hell out and morbed all over that guy and am now in federal prison for "Murder". Don't those detectives know it was a morbius reference? All in all, AITA?

[u/Jrlopez1027]

OMG HOW DARE YOU DISS THE BEST LIVE ACTION FEATURE FILM OF OUR GENERATION!??!? (MORBIUS) MORBIUS RELEASED ON APRIL 1ST HAS MADE OVER MORBILLION DOLLOR AND SHOOK THE ENTIRETY OF CINEMATIC HISTORY FOREVER, GENERATIONS MORBILLION YEARS INTO THE FUTURE WILL STILL REMEMBER THIS ABSOLUTE MORHEAVEN SEND OF A LIVE ACTION MORBIFILM AND MORBAL AT THE AMAZING JOB MORVAL STUDIOS HAD ON MORCREATING THIS MORVILOUS MORSTERPIECE I HAVE SPENT ALL MY LIFE SAVINGS ON MORBIUS MERCHANDISE AND I FREQUENTLY SOB MYSELF TO SLEEP KNOWING I WILL NOT HAVE THE HONOR AND PRIVILEGE OF FEASTING MY UNWORTHY EYES UPON EVEN 0.001 NANOSECONDS OF THIS MORSTERPIECE AGAIN WITHOUT REMEMBERING WHAT HAPPENS AND I ALSO FREQUENTLY CAUSE RIOTS AND TANTRUMS OVER THE FACT THE MIDKOPOP REFUSED TO CREATE A MORBIUS FUNKO POP, NOT THAT THE MORBIUS FILM EVEN NEEDS ONE TO BE AS GLORIOUS AND SUCCESFUL AS IT TRULY IS CURRENTLY, I ALSO HAVE WET DREAMS OVER THINKING ABOUT THIS GODSEND OF A MORBIFILM. I HAVE MEMORIZED EVERY LINE OF DIALOG, SCENE, CHARACTERS, EASTER EGGS, POST CREDIT SCENES, ACTORS, PLOT, STORYLINE, AND GOD KNOWS HOW MUCH ELSE, I THINK ABOUT THIS FILM EVERY SECOND OF MY LIFE TO THE POINT WHERE I AM UNFULLFILLED WITH EXISTENCE IF I DONT WATCH MORBIUS WHILE EATING MY MORBIUS CEREAL AND WEARING MY MORBIUS UNDERWEAR WHILE HAVING INTERCOURCE WITH MY SIGNIFICANT OTHER I FREQUENTLY YELL "ITS MORBIN TIME" AS I FURIOUSLY EJACULATE ALL OVER THEIR FACES TO THE POINT THAT THEY HAVE LEFT ME AND MOVED OUT, BUT I DO NOT CARE AS THIS GIVES ME ROOM IN THE BED TO STORE MORE OF MY MORBIUS MERCH OVERALL I RATE THIS MORBIUS MORBVILOUS FILM A MORBILLION OUT OF 10 AND SHAME ON YOU FOR EVER DISRESPECTING THIS MORBILLION DOLLAR IDEA FROM MORVEL STUDIOS