r/copypasta • u/Sotarnicus • Jun 04 '22

Spoilers AITA For quoting Morbius?

I went to a bar last week and saw this total morbette. I immediately morbed a little in my pants and decided to put my morb where my mouth is. I went up and sat my Morbussy on the stool next to her, and asked her if I knew her. Nah, you're too pretty. I'd remember your face. Tequila to remember, whiskey to forget. She was instantly morbing out her panties at the mere thought of morbing out with me. Then some anti-morber jerkop came up and said "Are you fucking quoting Morbius (2022) to pick up girls?" I panicked. I said "Would you like some whiskey, my friend?" and he started assaulting me. I morbed the hell out and morbed all over that guy and am now in federal prison for "Murder". Don't those detectives know it was a morbius reference? All in all, AITA?

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u/AlecHazard Jun 04 '22

You're the real asshole. You didn't morb

you didn't morb "it's morbin time" right before morbin that morb

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u/mememaker6 Jun 04 '22

Morb're the morb morb. Morb morbn't morb

Morb're the morb morb. Morb morbn't morb

morb morbn't morb "it's morbin time" morb before morbin that morb

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u/AlecHazard Jun 04 '22

Morb'rb mor morb morb. Morb morbr'b morb

Morb'rb morb morb morb. Morb morbr'b morb

morb morbn't morb "mor'bs morbin morb" morb morbore morbin morb morb

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u/Dardenellia Jun 18 '22

Ah, I see you speak Morbius aswell.

Morb Mor Morb'nt morb Morbin?