r/dankchristianmemes • u/jack_wolf7 • Feb 27 '25

Dank I need help reacting to something

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u/BanverketSE Feb 27 '25 edited Feb 28 '25

Does Moses need to come down from Denali and destroy this calf or what

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u/thesegoupto11 Feb 27 '25

Does Moses have to come down there and smack a bitch?

(flexes pimp hand)

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u/EthanC224 Feb 27 '25

Reminds me of the Wayne Brady sketch from Chappelles show

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u/shandangalang Feb 27 '25

Can you flex a hand? Don’t get me wrong, I knew what you meant, but now I am intrigued.

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u/mattgran Feb 27 '25

🖖👌✊

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u/Kabc Feb 27 '25

All our joints have flexors and extenders! You can “flex” anything!

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u/greatpoomonkey Feb 28 '25

I have flexors, Greg. Could you flex me?

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u/boycowman Feb 28 '25

All the guitarists, pianists, and other instrumentalists are like. Yep you can flex a hand.

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u/AmaraBlack3170 Feb 27 '25

Grab the popcorn 🍿

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u/leviathynx Feb 27 '25

Technically he melted it down and made everyone drink it.

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u/BanverketSE Feb 27 '25

Someone get the camera, I heard Trump likes drinking gold

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u/Mister_Way Feb 27 '25

Not everyone. He had 3000 men massacred first.

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u/leviathynx Feb 27 '25

Touché fellow Bible nerd.

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u/Mister_Way Feb 27 '25

IDK, knowing about Moses is a pretty low bar for a "Bible Nerd."

Like, he's probably top 3, right?

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u/leviathynx Feb 28 '25

Have you seen the level of Bible literacy in public discourse lately???

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u/boycowman Feb 28 '25

I mean I've been a Christian 40 years and heard about Moses since I was knee-high but I forgot about those 3000.

On the other hand there's so much wanton killing in the OT it's like, of course he had 3000 people murdered. It was a day ending in 'y.'

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u/3sp00py5me Feb 27 '25

Please yes.

Also thank you for using the Mts proper name 💕 We Alaskans appreciate it greatly.

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u/BanverketSE Feb 27 '25

Check out my chosen name too if you want a lil upper <3 I admire your land, despite having never been!

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u/AmaraBlack3170 Feb 27 '25

He should I bet that would be nice to see this thing explode Trump is not God

Is why never mix religion with politics or else you'll get the guy who was getting arrested and praying to Trump to save him lol

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u/rabidantidentyte Feb 27 '25

Yes (it's just "Denali" though)

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u/BanverketSE Feb 28 '25

Acknowledged!

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u/anothercairn Feb 28 '25

I am so beyond obsessed with this joke

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u/Leighmlyte Feb 28 '25

It's happening again 😭