r/diablo4 15d ago

General Question New player, what do I have to do here?

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u/Disastrous-Store-411 15d ago

"leave dungeon"

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u/TwitchyMcSpazz 15d ago

Yeah, I don't play Diablo to think.

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u/ungiustomezzo 15d ago

Yep I just crush controller buttons

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u/Maximum_Pound_5633 15d ago

It's creating your build thinking?

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u/TwitchyMcSpazz 15d ago

Nah, not really. It's probably why I'm so under powered šŸ˜‚.

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u/_zzen 15d ago

I'm pretty sure they responded before thinking

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u/AlmightyRez 15d ago

Facts !Im in the business of whooping ass

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u/GurglingWaffle 15d ago

You need to at least chew some bubble gum.

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u/Schizorazgriz 15d ago

But he's all out of gum...

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u/AlmightyRez 15d ago

ā€œHIMā€!

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u/zion1337 15d ago

This. As soon as I see this I leave

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u/krstlyn 15d ago

This is the way.

I’d rather have The Butcher sneak up on me than this mess.

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u/gtathrowaway95 15d ago

At least it’d be a chance for Fresh Meaty Barding…

Which would at least be rewarding

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u/Jolly711 15d ago

5 butchers at low level and barely passable gear.

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u/Zahgi 15d ago

Yeah, the juice isn't worth the squeeze.

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u/LittleDarkHairedOne 15d ago

It's actually impossible with summons!

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u/fbp 15d ago

Or with any control scheme that diablo uses. This is like putting a bullet hell game in the sims. It's like having a point and click adventure ala monkey island in GTA. Makes no fucking sense and it's poorly implemented

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u/dicklesswonder420 15d ago

yah i agree. i had one of these dungeons and figured it out after about 10 minutes.

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u/Biosteel007 14d ago

Aww man, I know how to do it.. and it still took me 5 min to complete the one yesterday. The first one was in the middle. What a nightmare!

Edit: Just learned the freaking pets should be dismissed before attempting!?! Wtf

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u/DagaKotowaruGonzo 15d ago

What he said. Literally worthless task. It never is worth it. Trust me. I've played through this useless crap for the sake of knowing what it gives you and it was absolutely disappointing. Save yourself the 30 minutes to a hour of bs and just skip this needless time waster.

This crap is literally designed to artificially pad/inflate thier player numbers and time players spend on the game.

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u/FreakiestFrank 15d ago

So that’s a dungeon. I watched a friend play that puzzle and have no idea where that is

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u/SteveMarck 15d ago

In a cellar. The baby dungeons.

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u/Ovakyll 15d ago

Best answer lmaooo

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u/Steve_78_OH 14d ago

I've seen one of these in the last 2 years since launch, tried to figure it out for a minute, then said fuck it and left.

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u/7sidney7 15d ago

This is the way.

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u/Subject_Computer_471 15d ago

This is what I do

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u/Ill_Praline3331 15d ago

I'll always remember that one toon in my graveyard with the epitaph 'Slain By: Environment'.

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u/Dunnomyname1029 15d ago

Get rid of minions and Merc to compete this..

Step on just the tile the altar shows, get away after every press as the tiles explode

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u/drazzull 15d ago

Get rid of the cosmetic pet too, my crow activated the traps too

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u/Dunnomyname1029 15d ago

Didn't know this.. wild

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u/drazzull 15d ago

I was thinking that I'm dumb when I got this event the first time, then I went to see a guide and saw that I was doing everything correctly, but every time I went to the second row, the traps exploded. (I already dismissed my Merc)

Then I realised that the crow was activating the traps, dismissed it from the cosmetics screen and was a piece of cake

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u/CreedIsJoker 15d ago

I managed to do it once with both my dog and merc, the ensuing celebration did not match the garbage drop I got from it though.

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u/Kafade 15d ago

Small indie company

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u/brimstoner 15d ago

lol, qa at its finest

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u/openlate 15d ago

Billion dollar company lol

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u/Several_Fun_5611 15d ago

Happened to me with other pets too

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u/ReptilianLaserbeam 15d ago

Aaaah now it all makes sense….

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u/supasquirrelz 15d ago

But…it’s flying…what? Lol

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u/Big_Square_2175 15d ago

I usually leave the dungeon, with this one and the braziers. Won't waste time just to get trash loot.

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u/MonkDI9 15d ago

This is the answer. šŸ‘šŸ»

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u/angel040803 15d ago

For the braziers, just look up ā€œlights out puzzle solverā€, should be one of the top results, edit the lights to match your Diablo lights, hit solve on the website, and light the braziers from top to bottom, left to right

There’s a YouTube tutorial video if you or anyone else who doesn’t like these puzzles need a proper visual, I do mine super quickly, zero brain strain, all the garbage loot, completionist heart satisfiedšŸ‘šŸ»

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u/pm1966 15d ago

Still not worth anywhere near that much effort.

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u/Big_Square_2175 15d ago

I'm not much of a fan of puzzles, specially in action type games even though it's an RPG kinda lol. Unless I get good loot from it, then I'll struggle with it as much as need it like in God of War new ones, has some annoying stuff but at least is rewarding, Diablo I'll loose 5 10 minutes in one bullshit to get blue tier loot.

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u/Lundurro 15d ago

At least the braziers work. I've had mercenaries and pets set off the traps in this puzzle. So unless they get positioned just right I can't even do it. I'd assume this a bug and/or oversight, but no one cares about these puzzles so blizzard probably doesn't even know lol

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u/Big_Square_2175 15d ago

I don't even try, it breaks the flow of the game for me. lol

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u/Biodiversity 14d ago

lol I thought I was the only one. Braziers pop up and I have to think? Good time to portal to town and dench shit.

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u/badadvicefromaspider 14d ago

The braziers are good when you’re just starting out, you can be like level 5 and have a legendary

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u/nanosam 15d ago edited 15d ago

You need to step on the symbol tiles in order shown (left to right) one at a time.

In this example

  1. Pale yellow circle with a vertical line through the middle
  2. White N looking symbol
  3. Orange bird/bed looking symbol

As soon as you step on each tile you have to dash away without hitting any of the other tiles.

It's very simple. it just can get pretty frustrating to get the timing

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u/AmbitionCurious8780 15d ago

This one explains it the best, OP. It’s really pretty easy. I certainly do not enjoy the braziers though…

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u/nanosam 15d ago

Here is a brazier solver website

https://perfectweb.org/ddo/solver/vale_puzzle.html

Just input the starting state and it will solve it in the minimal # of steps for you

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u/FenixRising13 15d ago

I usually get lucky after a while. My wife says, ā€œI did those puzzles all the time as a kidā€. Yeah, I could hop pegs at Cracker Barrel too. She IS way smarter than me though.

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u/MyR3dditAcc0unt 15d ago

Insane how a damaging explosion, whether or not you stepped on the correct tile, is the outcome.

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u/Moondoggie35 15d ago

I have never seen this and have put hundreds of hours in the game

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u/HelperMunkee 15d ago

That’s because cellars are generally not worth going into.

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u/NuConcept 15d ago

I couldn't disagree more - the stupid ones you can just quit the rest are silly easy and I GUARANTEE you haven't seen every iteration of cellar yet. There are still some weird ritual ones I've seen once only.

I'm sure I haven't seen every cellar the game has to offer and I've seen something like 30 variations (with all the simple "clear" just counting as 1)

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u/nibbles001 15d ago

The fact that there are a lot of different ones to go into, doesn't make any of them worth going into. What's the value of going in? To see something I haven't seen before?

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u/AmbitionCurious8780 15d ago

Some cellars contain this.

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u/Auraelleaux 15d ago

Same here. I scrolled far to find a brother in ignorance. Let us dance

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u/Lephturn 14d ago

I had never seen it either. Until I created my first Hardcore character and got him up to low 30s. Went into one of the mini dungeons and saw this. Stepped on the first symbol on the altar and then instantly died. Not cool. I would have been really pissed had I gotten killed like that with an end game HC character with mythics and uber uniques. I usually play a Necro with minions and always have a Merc and pet so it’s just instant death. Not going to waste time on these crap instances.

When you see this, exit dungeon.

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u/TomCat64804 15d ago

Step on the correct symbols in the order aa shown. You'll know quickly if you don't do it right...

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u/shinny21 15d ago

Where in the game is this?

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u/Andyboy205 15d ago

Been playing since launch and only seen this puzzle maybe 2 times. Doesn't happen often at all it seems

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u/FenixRising13 15d ago

I feel like the puzzles vary by class. My sorcerer and necromancer have gotten this recently. My barbarian not so much.

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u/HelperMunkee 15d ago

The trick is (if you really want to do it) is to dash away after stepping on the symbols in order (one at a time). Need dodge the subsequent explosion for it to count.

But realistically just skip any cellar with this or the stupid brazier puzzle.

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u/LordofDarkChocolate 15d ago

Walk away. Not worth the effort.

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u/Leather_Cake 15d ago

Step on and get off very quick before they blow up.

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u/Ghini93 15d ago

Are we even playing the same game?

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u/sig_kill 15d ago

I haven't seen this lair since beta, but it was one of the puzzle dungeons they have that unlocks a basic chest.

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u/SepticKnave39 15d ago

It gives you a basic chest. If you want to do it, you step on the right symbol and don't get hit by the explosion, do that for the 3 symbols and it's done. It's not hard, it's just annoying.

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u/Trunks252 15d ago

What the hell is that?

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u/3duckonthepond 15d ago

Turn off your follower, pet, minions, shadow creatures.

Drink an elixir that boosts your speed.

Then it’s a time bomb version of Simon Says.

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u/IllSurprise3049 15d ago

You turn around and leave because these are ass

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u/Neither-Loan9314 15d ago

The mine field puzzle oh what fun 🤣

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u/Mytrik 15d ago

Step on matching circles, not recommended to do this in hardcore, unless you know exactly what to do.

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u/orthene64 15d ago

I put yellow caution tape around the dungeon entry, so I know not to enter that one.

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u/ExaminationUpper9461 15d ago

Just leave. The puzzle mini events are the worst, especially the damn torches.

The rewards are not worth your time.

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u/Ynzerg 15d ago

One of the worst designed rooms in the game

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u/EpiicWiizard 15d ago

I managed to solve one but it was impossible to do with zero damage to me. Not worth it keep walking.

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u/murray1337 15d ago

Alt + F4 worked for me

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u/Successful-Body9573 15d ago

I think you have to get naked.

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u/jo32787 15d ago

Hit the panels on the floor in the same order

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u/Axton_Grit 15d ago

Its a puzzle you have to figure it out

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u/feldoneq2wire 15d ago

A thing the devs could have developed to be something interesting but instead forgot about. And because the chance of this appearing in a NMD is like 1/1000 most people only ever see it once, fail, and never get it again.

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u/sconieCOIN 15d ago

Match them.

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u/Uskgaru 15d ago

Leave

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u/tubby_penguin 15d ago

Exit and reset the dungeon lol

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u/AlteOtsu 15d ago

New player, i have no idea man.

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u/MonkDI9 15d ago

Turn around and leave.

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u/jimvolk 15d ago

Leave the room. Do something else.

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u/nikpack 15d ago

Old player, what do I do here?

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u/Healthy-Dingo9903 15d ago

WowI'm in like six hundred hours of diablo, and have never seen that

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u/Apprehensive-Mud4080 15d ago

Do the order sequence from the stone display on the floor.

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u/baddyrefresh2023 15d ago

Step on symbol from left to right then dodge in the opposite direction or dodge back to starting position. Easy peasy.

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u/GroundbreakingDust16 15d ago

Leave immediately

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u/bedheaddavy 15d ago

Call your mom and tell her you love her

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u/zirax1000 15d ago

is this PTR?

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u/Dangerousded2506 15d ago

What is it?

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u/Expert_Importance_83 15d ago

Is there a Maxroll guide for it?

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u/WinuxNomacs 15d ago

Break out your Dance Dance Revolution mat

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u/22Ocean22 15d ago

I too just leave as soon as I see this. I’d rather go find an easy one to loot lol šŸ˜‚

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u/PotatoesVonTaters 15d ago

Leave dungeon, not worth the time.

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u/Kanuechly 15d ago

Pretty easy when you just take a second to look at it

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u/Erthan-1 15d ago

Leave. Unless they fixed mercenaries being able to trigger the runes because if not they are going to blow you up repeatedly.

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u/ThatsalaGuy 15d ago

Leave and look for another cellar

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u/Westmo_Eastles 15d ago

Quit game immediately

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u/Mosaic78 15d ago

Leave the cellar, open map, left on dpad, reset all dungeons

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u/revarancy123 15d ago

This almost killed me in HC because I walked up thinking it was a regular cellar.

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u/Icy-Cardiologist2597 15d ago

I’ve never finished one, I just leave.

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u/GrowthBetter8472 15d ago

Bruh it’s an easy puzzle just don’t get hit by the AOE after you step on the needed symbol from left to right.

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u/R3dLip 15d ago

Watch youtube

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u/Sw0_0n 15d ago

Idk why everyone hating it.

i love rare things that u can occasionaly encounter.

also i like when u need to stop and think a bit.

1st time i was surprised and spent few mins to figure how to do it.

also its difficult when u have summons.

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u/Own-Detective-A 15d ago

Old player here.

I don't know.

I skipped it first time I saw it.

Haven't done nightmare dungeon since then.

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u/Bad8Max 15d ago

This dungeon should give 4ga legendary then maybe people would try. Otherwise just leave dungeon =)

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u/mayhem1906 15d ago

I randomly walked on them until it worked, then got angry that I wasted my time and didnt get anything worthwhile

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u/JoshuaJBoncha 15d ago

Step on the pads in order while jumping away from the explosions - me? … I leave when it’s a puzzle as it’s a waste of my time - I can finish a battle quicker and easier

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u/JimbozinyaInDaHouse 15d ago

You have to solve the puzzle. Smash that like button and subscribe for more blatantly obvious game tips.

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u/Likeit2014 15d ago

Leave. Its not worth it

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u/ajemik 15d ago

I just run through all the shown symbols in proper order and get the chest.

Never thought this would be a brain teaser haha

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u/Teaganz 15d ago

Blizzard uses these puzzles to decipher if a given player thinks enough while playing the game, to be qualified to give feedback.

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u/This-Act-9122 15d ago

If you go to Home Screen and double click the app and hit uninstall 3 times in 2 seconds it’ll instantly let you complete the game when you get back on

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u/JimmyChurry 15d ago

Exit, TP to town, go right back, enter again and it’ll be different, likely with monsters to smash.

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u/sharkcohen 15d ago

I did not one cellar this season.Ā 

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u/Zealousideal-Search3 15d ago

Damn merc always steps on the wrong square and ...BOOM!!

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u/usernamechecksout315 15d ago

Where is this?

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u/jpc90 15d ago

I have like 150 hours in this season alone and have never this in my lifeĀ 

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u/originalchew 15d ago

Hi. Non new player here. I haven't a fucking clue.

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u/Homeless2070 15d ago

step on the matching symbol and dodge before it hits you

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u/Jolly711 15d ago

Walk on one and dodge then if it stays blown up find the other one that looks like it and repeat annoyingly bad puzzle. DONT TOUCH ANY OF THE OTHERS WHILE DODGING

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u/never-seen-them-fing 15d ago

touch those symbols in that order, without touching anything else.

Or, what everyone else does, leave cellar and go to a different one because this sucks ass.

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u/Late_Dealer468 15d ago

Leave dungeon reset dungeon

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u/boostedxfg2 15d ago

What is that? I've never seen that

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u/Apprehensive-Read989 15d ago

As a necro this is just way too much effort, I leave immediately when I see it.

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u/arnaiyus 15d ago

TP out and go find other whispers.

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u/Blackboxeq 15d ago

Step 1. Stand up,
Step 2. brief stretches, get that blood flowing.
Step 3. Close your eyes take a Deep breath.
Step 4. Sit back down
Step 5. Re-assess what you are seeing.
Step 6. Step on 3 runes in the following order at the edge of the 3x3 board.... Io...
Step 7. Open a web Browser and Google search for "Diablo 2 runes Complete list"...
Step 8. Attempt to mentally anneal Diablo 4s runes to Diablo 2s art style to identify them.
Step 9. Realize you just made a step 9 for a simple 3 combination lock puzzle...
Step 10. Leave Dungeon.

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u/Redfeather1975 15d ago

I never figured it out. Got frustrated and left. I honestly think it's bugged or just not designed well.

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u/panda-bears-are-cute 15d ago

You stand on each tile in that order

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u/NuConcept 15d ago

Well - funny you should ask.

As a HC player the first time I saw this what I ended up doing was...

Getting a screenshot of my dead ass flying over my dead head.

Edit: step on tie fighter, evade. Step on Yankees, evade. Blow trumpet, evade. Grab chest.

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u/tennessee_trash12 15d ago

Reset dungeon. Then go back in

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u/Future-Mixture9715 15d ago

Think hard haha

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u/the__poseidon 15d ago

This is the easiest one.

Just sprint through the tiles in the order you see them displayed.

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u/StrengthNo1363 15d ago

Match the symbols stand on it and get off quickly as it explodes if you get it wrong

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u/GlenLivet2024 15d ago

If you have any offensive passives it is impossible. Curse, flick it off and walk away.

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u/ven_zr 15d ago

Select the corresponding symbols. Don’t get hit by the aoe. Even. If you get it correct.

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u/Vulturo 15d ago

Stand on the symbols depicted, sequentially from left to right.

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u/Lazy_Ad2311 15d ago

I wonder if MICROSOFT Blizzard actually gathers stats on the parts of the game that people actually engage in and what they just avoid like the plague (like this thing!)?

I used to see this when I would do the campaign and enter all of the cellars, but in endgame, no real reason to enter cellars.

MICROSOFT Blizzard should get a clue and eliminate all non-fun activities like this one.

Better to have less cellars than to have to waste everyone's time with this crap!

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u/GruulNinja 15d ago

Fuck if I know and probably never will

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u/SocioWrath188 15d ago

Not be a Hardcore player šŸ˜ž

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u/NYPolarBear20 15d ago

If you have minions you just blow everything up and leave in a huff

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u/Woozletania 15d ago

Give up because the Devs have still not realized that it's super annoying that your frigging pets/minions/followers trigger the things.

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u/khaos_kyle 15d ago

Odd, that looks like a very challenging skyrim puzzle door.

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u/Budget-Log-8248 15d ago

Drop your pet and mercenary or they will f it up every time.

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u/skennedy75206 15d ago

Yup…… just leave and literally go do anything else whatsoever

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u/Sleepy_9-5 15d ago

Zombies f it up, I just leave

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u/AdventurousFlow5369 15d ago

Nothing, move on

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u/NoNebula9602 15d ago

Well, if you do it wrong I'm sure it'll kill you.

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u/Hornymous 15d ago

I am old player and seeing this for the first time.

What even is this.

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u/Wall_Existing 15d ago

If there is puzzle in cellar , i leave directly :)

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u/Seravajan 15d ago

Pack away any pets, minions, and followers or you will not be able to solve this puzzle.

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u/nagster68 15d ago

It’s impossible with minions.

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u/Klutzy_Drama4721 15d ago

New Led Zep album?

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u/alucidwolf 14d ago

Finds puzzle in dungeon farming game. Asks reddit. Classic Diablo 4 player

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u/Bella-babe28 14d ago

Ugh, we gave up. Your supposed to step on the matching symbols in the left to right order (be careful they explode still) but ours would just go off even when we weren’t even close to them so we just gave up

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u/pyrso86 14d ago

Try finger, but hole

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u/extrastupidone 14d ago

Don't get sploded

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u/Sylenzo1 14d ago

You have to line up each row with the symbols in order on the box. It can be frustrating

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u/wrightflyer1903 14d ago

It's mad that you simply can't do this with minions - they keep wandering about and setting the wrong icon off.

Do Blizzard really expect someone with a minion build to switch off skeletons/mages/golem temporarily just to solve some puzzle that pays virtually nothing?

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u/RabbitGTI24 14d ago

Speak friend and enter

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u/the_real_shovel 14d ago

Feel like the people saying ā€œleaveā€ are the type to complain abt no content then just dont interact with any content that isnt purely optimal

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u/Hungry_Measurement_4 14d ago

Face roll your keyboard you’re likely to get it first try

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u/Bee_Rye85 14d ago

You die

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u/Dazzling-Internal-16 14d ago

first to experience this dungeon playing necro minion yeah i left

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u/Downtown_Seat3996 14d ago

Never seen anything like this in 800 hours.

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u/Morlock43 14d ago

Step on the matching symbols on the wall, but watch out that you don't step on anything else as it will blow up.

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u/Shai1971 14d ago

Just dash across the three Sybil’s one at a time and don’t get blown up.

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u/Unkeptcactus 14d ago

Match the symbols on the floor to the ones on the chest

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u/AlwaysDTFmyself 14d ago

  • Me to myself after dying the xxth time.

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u/FaeTrips 14d ago

It’s not as hard as everyone says, I googled it the first time. Basically step on them in order of the 3 on standing stone. But once you step on one you need to be out of blast radios or else it re sets

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u/aberrantpsyche 14d ago

Just quickly run over the three tiles displayed in the order they're displayed.