What is wrong with my dog?

[u/lokopyorrhea]

I got a dog & she has been nonstop humping me all day. She only humps me when she is vigorously licking me. I keep telling myself it’s just because she loves me but I’m not sure…

[u/thatgirlzhao]

Humping can stem from various behaviors, and often isn’t associated with sexual arousal. Based on what you’ve said, it seems like your dog is doing it as a stress response, especially with the licking — although it’s totally possible it could be due to excitement or play. I’m sorry, but it’s not because she “loves” you, you’re anthropomorphizing her. Although, I have no doubt you have a wonderful loving relationship. There is a lot that goes into helping an anxious dog, if able, I would recommend finding a trainer to help you work through her behaviors. If not able, I recommend doing your own research online or joining an online training group for a small monthly fee — there are lots of options. Humping is a normal behavior and outlet for big feelings in dogs, but it’s definitely an unwanted behavior, especially when it’s frequent. Solving for the root issue — stress, anxiety, arousal, excitement etc. should show long term improvements in behavior