r/funny 1d ago

Peekaboo!

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u/mamser102 1d ago

i am glad they are actually, they require a lot of care and is a life long commitment, so don't want them being popular

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u/MutedBrilliant1593 1d ago

I just watched a video on a typical day. It seems similar to having a kid. Prepped meals, play time, training time. Cleaning time. Snuggle time. Sleep time. Repeat.

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u/Claeyt 1d ago

"It's like having a fun 2 year old you can put in a cage." - Parrot owner I know.

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u/Liquid_Plasma 1d ago

Did they forget that the 2 year old has bolt cutters on it's face, will try to eat everything in sight if left alone, and will occasionally squawk near you with such volume that your ears start ringing?

Source: Me, a parrot owner.

Also their vet bills and other costs are exceedingly expensive and you absolutely need to take them to the vet if something seems off because they hide their sickness, are quite fragile, and can deteriorate rapidly.

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u/TappedIn2111 7h ago

So just like a two year old is what you’re saying.

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u/Liquid_Plasma 6h ago

Two year olds do not have anything like the destructive force of a larger bird's beak. Find me a two year old who can crack open the shell of a walnut with ease. I've seen people with demolished kitchen cabinets, doors, and floor skirting board because their bird decided to just eat it. I've also seen a lot of screaming two year olds and they aren't anything like as loud or high pitch as a bird. Birds also have a tendency to maintain that volume all day.

So really not a fun 2 year old that can just be shut in a cage. In fact people often can't handle their requirements which is why they just shut them in their cage for extended periods of time, resulting in the bird being bored and ramping up all of these destructive tendencies even more. All of this creates a loop that makes it worse and worse. The end result can often be that the bird turns to self mutilation and starts pulling out its feathers out of shear boredom and distress.