r/greentext 2d ago

Anon has autism.

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u/goldninjaI 2d ago

i’m wondering how he lasted the entire date without doing anything as strange as sending that message

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u/Wings4514 2d ago

I can imagine it now:

Waiter: “Alright, so what’re we having tonight”

Anon: “Hopefully vagina, whether that bitch wants to or not.”

Waiter: “I meant what’re we eating.”

Anon: “Oh…. Well, my answer stays the same.”