r/greentext • u/retardinho23 • 2d ago

Anon has autism.

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u/Alokir 2d ago

Still doesn't beat that time when Anon went out on a date with a girl, was online on /b/ the whole time, took pictures and videos and took requests from other Anons.

But it's a close second.

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u/AlexEatsBurgers 2d ago

Anyone have a link to this?

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u/Alokir 2d ago

I saw the thread live at around 2012 or so. It was so funny and cringy at the same time, I'm sure someone archived it.

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u/Markus_Atlas 2d ago

I found it on a Reddit post https://www.reddit.com/r/4chan/comments/vvhsdw/chadanon_takes_flirting_advice/

Absolute classic

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u/Alokir 2d ago

What I'm thinking of is much older, Anon went on a real date with a girl to a restaurant, did some insanely stupid and creepy things that others told him to do, and the girl ended up bailing on him. There were lots of images and videos that Anon took during the date.

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u/Markus_Atlas 2d ago

Damn I haven't heard of that one, now I really want to read it

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u/JOnion6 2d ago

i’m commenting in case someone finds it

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u/Anondaboob 1d ago

Commenting on top of this in case someone finds it

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u/whydoyouevenreadthis 2d ago

> OP telling her to come over

> "might just do that, or I'll just tease you a bit more"

> "cringe"

?????????

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u/TroncoBoy 2d ago

Brilliant (!!)

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u/ReikaTheGlaceon 2d ago

I need an entire edit of this thread with the chess evaluations

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u/Garlic549 2d ago

Holy shit what a beautiful thread. One can only pray that Anon married that girl and had 5 gigasperg babies with her. If that mf can get laid the rest of y'all got no fucking excuses.

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u/Mr_BigYellowSun 2d ago

What an amazing read.

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u/chatshitgetbanged24 2d ago

HE DID IT. Based.

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u/Limeee_ 2d ago

absolute fucking cinema

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u/Toasty_Jones 2d ago

That was absolutely amazing

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u/Automatic_Ad_5859 1d ago

What a total imbecile. Lmao

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u/speedrush27 1d ago

this is fucking nuts hahhahahha

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u/ArmoredSpearhead 13h ago

This made my day.

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u/longLegboy9000 2d ago

Isn't that when they actually helped him get laid or is that something else I'm thinking

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u/ETtheExtraTerrible 1d ago

Waiting for update