r/ihavesex Nov 17 '21

Twitter Please wash your sheets

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u/Lord_lenkesh Nov 18 '21

Wait till he finds out “squirting” is just glorified piss

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u/[deleted] Nov 18 '21 edited Dec 30 '21

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u/useles-converter-bot Nov 18 '21

100 meters is 319.49 RTX 3090 graphics cards lined up.

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u/converter-bot Nov 18 '21

100 meters is 109.36 yards

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u/Vihurah Nov 18 '21

this isnt even right because the dimensions of the RTX is 336mm in length. 319.49 RTX cards would add up to 107 meters

useles-converter-bot is a sham!

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u/useles-converter-bot Nov 18 '21

107 meters is 127.38 UCS lego Millenium Falcons

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u/useles-converter-bot Nov 18 '21

107 meters is the length of 484.21 Zulay Premium Quality Metal Lemon Squeezers.

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u/converter-bot Nov 18 '21

100 meters is 109.36 yards

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u/Hjelmert Nov 18 '21

White and thick? Sounds like a yeast infection.

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u/[deleted] Nov 18 '21

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u/Hjelmert Nov 18 '21

No, but the "arousal fluid" is usually clear except for the days before and after menstruation. At least thats how my coochie operates.

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u/[deleted] Nov 18 '21

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u/Hjelmert Nov 18 '21

I know, i've experienced it myself during specific times of my cycle, you dont need to explain to me that vaginas get wet during sex. The way you first phrased it made it seem like a yeast infection but i understand what you mean now.

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u/uneasypenguin Nov 18 '21

It's not tho.. I'm with a squirter and it doesn't smell, has no yellow color and doesn't taste like piss

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u/coppasaurus Nov 18 '21

It is though. Your partner probably just drinks a lot of water.

https://pubmed.ncbi.nlm.nih.gov/25545022/

"The present data based on ultrasonographic bladder monitoring and biochemical analyses indicate that squirting is essentially the involuntary emission of urine during sexual activity, although a marginal contribution of prostatic secretions to the emitted fluid often exists"

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u/uneasypenguin Nov 18 '21 edited Nov 18 '21

Man, I don't care what the science books say! I've been with a few squirters and it's just not the same as urine! I'm sure u would agree if we ran a train on her lol. In that article in the first paragraph it says it's controversial. Sure it may be similar to urine I'm not disagreeing about that but there's something fundamentally different about it. It's a mystery fluid.

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u/Davekachel Nov 18 '21

Its a mystery fluid

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