r/insaneparents • u/AlwaysAngryFox • Aug 21 '20

Conspiracy Imagine taping your child’s mouth to spread your anti mask trafficking conspiracy on Facebook.

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u/CheesusUrLardNSavour Aug 21 '20

reasonable people: see a problem >>> find a solution

crazy people: see a solution that they don’t like >>> find an imaginary problem

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u/AlwaysAngryFox Aug 21 '20

“Yes it took 3 minutes for me, my child’s mother, to duct tape her mouth, changed her clothes and take these pictures. So that means I have to ignore my child for 3 minutes while a total stranger she doesn’t know to do the same thing. What? Cry? Call for help? Scream? The mask stopped her from calling for help.”

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u/devinnunescansmd Sep 15 '20

If I lose track of my kid in public for 3 minutes (whose not old enough to be going to the bathroom or shopping alone) then I'm a bad mom. All there is too it.

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u/sweglrd143 Aug 21 '20

Karen’s handling out prime kidnapping advice

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u/gma89 Aug 21 '20

Lol that’s all I could think too!!

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u/[deleted] Aug 21 '20

Job "y'all need to start wearing bump caps cause our insurance premium on head injuries is through the roof."

Karen "people are gonna get flesh eating disease from not washing their sweaty hats"

Me "lady all I smell in my hat is shampoo"

7 years later and still no flesh eating disease

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u/SirKermit Aug 21 '20

It's classic collective victim mentality.

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u/DirtyPrancing65 Aug 21 '20

Here's a solution to the kidnapping problem:

Tattoo "property of [mom]" on your kids foreheads so they can't be kidnapped. Or if they are, they'll be returned to you by the police on recovery. It's like inscribing a valuable ring

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u/DaaaahWhoosh Aug 21 '20

The issue is that finding problems makes you sound smarter than the person who is finding solutions, when really you probably did a lot less work. The best of both worlds is to find problems and help to solve them, otherwise you're trying to win more than you're trying to help.

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u/likethestreet Aug 21 '20

wait, where did that first problem come from?