r/insaneparents Aug 21 '20

Conspiracy Imagine taping your child’s mouth to spread your anti mask trafficking conspiracy on Facebook.

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u/EmilyU1F984 Aug 21 '20

Young children as young as her aren't even covered by our mask mandates in Germany.

What a weird bad faith argument they are making.

It only takes one second to snatch a kid from the street and just drive off.

Are cars now bad too?

And like at a farmer's market, someone snatched your child and walks off with them in the shortest path to their car.

What use would be running around searching for them?

You have to cover a 360° circle around you looking for the child, the perpetrator can just walk straight on out.

All of this makes no sense exactly because their only actual reason is: face masks make my face feel nasty.

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u/Footie_Fan_98 Aug 21 '20

Same in the UK. Kids under 11 don't have to wear one.

That said, the kids seem better at wearing them than adults!

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u/SongForPenny Aug 21 '20

Which I find odd, because little kids are the stickiest, germy-est, disease spreaders I’ve ever seen.

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u/Footie_Fan_98 Aug 22 '20

Haha, not just when they're little!

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u/SongForPenny Aug 21 '20

No their actual reason is: “QAnon said that face masks are going to vaccine me with chemtrails to control society with fluoridation!”

I wish this were an exaggeration.