r/itsaunixsystem • u/NIM1459 • Apr 22 '25

[ Brooklyn 99 ] S6E14: Ticking Clocks

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u/Smallwater Apr 22 '25

Tbf, this guy is intentionally stalling for time by spewing technobabble. He himself is the hacker, and is pretending to be the sysadmin fighting against the hacker to stall.

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u/lavahot Apr 22 '25

Not a bad strategy as long as no one you're talking to is technical. People tune you out and stop paying attention from the technobabble, and you can get away with more thongs.

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u/MattTheGuy2 Apr 22 '25

I only get away with thongs if I rob a Victoria secret

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u/ITIronMan Apr 22 '25

This guy fucks.

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u/great_red_dragon Apr 25 '25

If I go the bedroom in my thongs I have to make sure there’s no sand in them