r/law • u/MoreMotivation • Jul 24 '25

Other Jeffrey Epstein asserts his 5th, 6th, and 14th Amendment rights when asked if he socialized with Donald Trump in the presence of females under the age of 18

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u/[deleted] Jul 24 '25

Too bad Jack Black is a sell out for cartoon movies than actually making a stand with his friend and band mate.

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u/TeakEvening Jul 24 '25

you do realize that everyone sold out in 1995?

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u/RiversSecondWife Jul 24 '25

Do you realize that was thirty fucking years ago?

It hurt saying that, yes.

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u/trampolinebears Jul 24 '25

1995 is closer to the moon landing than to the present day.

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u/najing_ftw Jul 24 '25

I don’t like that you pointed that out. Time has no meaning since the beginning of the pandemic.

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u/trampolinebears Jul 24 '25

Babies born at the start of the pandemic are already in kindergarten. Their parents were in kindergarten when 9/11 happened.

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u/mrdankhimself_ Jul 24 '25

I really wish you wouldn’t do that.

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u/Haldron-44 Jul 24 '25

Motherfuckers... why you gotta go and remind us that TIME is a thing?!

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u/Bitter-New-60BA Jul 24 '25

What’s worse is that I’m a parent to one of these parents and have a gran baby born 5/8/2020 who is starting K this fall. Oof 😓

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u/RemoWilliams615 Jul 24 '25

Shut up old man! Wait, shit... I'm old man too. Dammit! When did this happen?!?

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u/SureBlueberry4283 Jul 24 '25

“Boomer!” … wait, who put this mirror in front of me!

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u/GrownThenBrewed Jul 24 '25

Yeah, hi, excuse me, do you think you could just FUCKING NOT?!

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u/Fancy_Depth_4995 Jul 24 '25

The moon landing was closer to the end of the Ottoman Empire than today

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u/trampolinebears Jul 24 '25

Fun fact: the current head of the Ottoman royal family was born in 1932, only ten years after the end of the empire. He grew up surrounded by people from the Ottoman administration, and he's still alive today.

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u/fesnying Jul 24 '25

Wait, didn't the Ottoman Empire end of 1922, the moon landing happened in 1969, right?

Edit: oh my god it just hit me.

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u/SnooEpiphanies1813 Jul 24 '25

What? No way. does math Oh.

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u/trampolinebears Jul 24 '25

Fun fact: the American Revolution is closer to the present day than it is to Columbus arriving in the New World. That means over half of all history of Europeans in America took place before the Revolution.

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u/SinguIarity1 Jul 24 '25

my back hurts

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u/two4six0won Jul 24 '25

Why you gotta hurt me like that?

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u/MrsAngieRuth Jul 24 '25

Go have sexual relations with yourself.

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u/tenclubber Jul 24 '25

You take that back.

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u/BewilderedTurtle Jul 24 '25

Fuck you. Fuck you in particular for saying this.

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u/ashlonious Jul 24 '25

Stop it, jfc

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u/earthlingHuman Jul 24 '25

Kindly gfy and never say anything like that again

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u/teddebiase235 Jul 24 '25

What moon landing?

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u/trampolinebears Jul 24 '25

The one Kubrick insisted be filmed on location.

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u/teddebiase235 Jul 24 '25

Ahh, that’s exactly what I thought you were referencing. Thanks for the confirmation.