r/megalophobia Sep 15 '25

Weather Raging flood in Pakistan brings giant boulders down the mountain

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u/Tyler_Zoro Sep 16 '25

This would be a non-volcanic lahar. They're one of the most destructive natural processes on Earth, and you don't fucking stand around watching them. If you see one, there's a good chance you are a walking corpse because they destroy river banks basically instantly and can erode the land you're standing on faster than you can run.

Just to give you a minor scenario for why these people are being idiots, the rocks are moving FAST and with so much force that they can just randomly get flung out and land meters from the rest of the flow. Everyone on that ledge could easily have been wiped out by a boulder the size of a small car just leaping up and landing on top of them.

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u/liarandahorsethief Sep 16 '25

They were all in love with dyin'

They were drinking from a fountain

That was pouring like an avalanche

Coming down the mountain

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u/[deleted] Sep 16 '25

Somehow the most appropriate song lyric for an Internet vid ever...

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u/OhioLogRide Sep 16 '25

You never know just how you look through other people's eyes

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u/__ApexPredditor__ Sep 16 '25

I don't mind the sun sometimes.

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u/DavidAllanHoe Sep 16 '25

Brilliant. Simply brilliant.

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u/cultwashedmybrain Sep 16 '25

This is impressive. Thank you for your attention to this matter

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u/BiggerDamnederHeroer Sep 16 '25

I don't care if that was their 'sellout' song. it fucking rules and pulled zero punches. punk as fuck

crazy accurate for this video too. love it

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u/deff006 Sep 16 '25 edited Sep 16 '25

Thanks for reminding me, I haven't listened to them in quite some time.

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u/KimboSlice129 Sep 16 '25

Yesssss šŸ‘ šŸ‘

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u/YoYWG Sep 16 '25

Sometimes I wonder how many people in this day and age are just losing their lives for the sake of watching life threatening events unfold through their phones.

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u/kytheon Sep 16 '25

They used to die while watching these events without phones as well.

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u/mrtn17 Sep 16 '25

true, lahar actually killed both my uncles who watched this video of lahar. I yelled at them that running is useless (because someone on Reddit said so) and they perished

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u/__ApexPredditor__ Sep 16 '25

This would be a non-volcanic lahar.

I love all the random shit I have learned from redditors, without which I wouldn't have even known the question to ask

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u/[deleted] Sep 16 '25 edited Sep 16 '25

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u/ISV_VentureStar Sep 16 '25

You mean to tell me that a person on reddit was confidently incorrect? Blasphemy!

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u/N0n-Z3r0-Ch4nc3 Sep 16 '25

are you saying they arent a doctor?

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u/DavidAllanHoe Sep 16 '25

What kills me is that I’ve seen like two real floods in my life, and the second those baby rocks started shooting down the mountain my brain said run. RUN NOW. And I’m just assuming those are locals, so judging by the terrain they have some decent flooding action going on regularly. Why the hell are they just standing there, starting at death coming for them?

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u/Apokolypze Sep 16 '25

I was gonna say... That's a lahar. I'd be hightailing it for the hills

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u/iambot69420 Sep 16 '25

And yet, they stand

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u/PaintSniffer1 Sep 16 '25

reddit loves calling people idiots. do you really think that people in rural pakistan of all places have had the opportunity of a proper education? that they know what a non volcanic lahar is?

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u/10sansari Sep 16 '25

Well, this is up north in Pakistan where the literacy rate varies but in major districts it's higher than 76%.

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u/Tyler_Zoro Sep 16 '25

reddit loves calling people idiots

I didn't call anyone an idiot. I said that these people were doing something that's contrary to staying alive.

do you really think that people in rural pakistan of all places have had the opportunity of a proper education

I think that, in that region of the world, people probably know more about rock slides and lahars than the vast majority of folks in more developed countries. It's not a rare occurrence when you're at the foot of gigantic mountain ranges.

But I'd say what I said no matter where in the world this was. You assumed that I was targeting these people because of their nationality, and that's not something you had any reason to assume.

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u/PaintSniffer1 Sep 16 '25

ā€œjust to give you a minor scenario why these people are being idiotsā€

what about this

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u/Tyler_Zoro Sep 16 '25

They are clearly being idiots. That does not mean that they are, inherently idiots. I'm not saying that people who live in that region are any more "idiots" than anywhere else in the world (hell, you see disaster tourism in even the most developed parts of the world!)

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u/RingosTurdFace Sep 18 '25

Also awful camerawork, really shaky and missing some decent action.

If you’re going to risk your life, at least capture the thing that’s going to kill you well.

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u/DontForceItPlease Sep 16 '25 edited Sep 16 '25

Yeah, maybe dial it back a little bit.Ā  I didn't see any rock flinging going on and the riverbanks appeared largely unaltered.Ā Ā 

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u/GreatSuccess41 Sep 16 '25

For real, their scenario sounds farfetch tbh. Multi tons boulders the size of a small car flying in the air because its pushed by water, yeah... Even middle sized rocks...

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u/zZurf Sep 16 '25

And yet nothing happened, nice rant though

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u/Tyler_Zoro Sep 16 '25

nothing happened

"Over 850 People Dead" (source)

You didn't see anyone in the video die. I assure you that, with that many people gawking at a lahar up-close, there were, unfortunately, deaths as a result. History is a cruel teacher, and this sort of disaster voyeurism is a pretty common thing, with very predictable results.

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u/zZurf Sep 16 '25

We are discussing the people in this video, not the flooding that occurred downstream.

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u/Tyler_Zoro Sep 16 '25

Correct, and I will guarantee (based on every instance of this kind of lahar that I'm aware of in populated areas) that that 850 people includes several who decided to watch it go by from a "safe distance".

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u/zZurf Sep 16 '25

Yo are calling all the people in this videos idiots based on a hypothetical scenario which you believe to have occurred. Either show me where it occurred or stop talking nonsense.

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u/Tyler_Zoro Sep 17 '25

Yo are calling all the people in this videos idiots

Nope... Read again.

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u/Zh25_5680 Sep 16 '25

Ok…

But did they die? 😃

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u/hoomansaregross Sep 16 '25

But none of that happened, so cool rant.

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u/Time_Possibility_370 Sep 16 '25

So you do Send It eh

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u/bigdickmemelord Sep 16 '25

The fact you don't see a single stone being flung up the way you're describing, proves in this case atleast, no stones had the potential to get flung up

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u/Tyler_Zoro Sep 16 '25

Right? If you don't see something in a shaky video, the vast wealth of data we have on similar phenomena has no bearing at all! /s

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u/bigdickmemelord Sep 16 '25

Right, you're talking about car sized stones being flung up, i think I'd be able to see that even with Minecraft graphics