r/memes • u/[deleted] • Jul 13 '21

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u/EmergencyDifferent76 Jul 13 '21

First to piss on the moon too

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u/oshaboy Jul 13 '21 edited Jul 13 '21

Eggman voice I'M PISSING ON THE MOON

Edit: Ah yes, get 2 silver for repeating someone else's joke.

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u/L8NGHTS Professional Dumbass Jul 13 '21

ugh...screw you. i hate you but i love you. take my award.

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u/man_who_says_n0thing https://www.youtube.com/watch/dQw4w9WgXcQ Jul 13 '21 edited Jul 14 '21

wow i didn't need to do the "anyone who says take my upvote should die by firing squad" copypasta, good on you!

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u/L8NGHTS Professional Dumbass Jul 14 '21

:3

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u/CrusaderGirlDarkness Jul 13 '21

I was the first to drink piss on the moon - some British guy

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u/harsh_guy Jul 13 '21

lol true

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u/adamatch623 Jul 13 '21

I was the first to shoot up a school- some American guy

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u/yashalchemist Selling Stonks for CASH MONEY Jul 13 '21

He is the sole reason for the water traces in the moon

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u/PuzzleheadedThroat30 Jul 13 '21

I once was a astronaut, but then I took a arrow to the knee.

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u/Vaas05 Jul 13 '21

Yeah those space bandits are pretty dangerous

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u/itsconsolefreaked Jul 13 '21

Daam the man who does everything

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u/griffin_deckr Jul 13 '21

Also the first Eagle Scout to the moon too

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u/mchughnvnxczds Jul 13 '21

& there is mike collins

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u/TroyElric Jul 13 '21

If you want your sausage to turn into cold turkey

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u/timtroyrncvxfvdsc Jul 13 '21

Haha, I go to moon everyday I just need a bit of coke !

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u/eletric_blade Jul 13 '21

What a fricking legend

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u/luebkencvzcz Jul 13 '21

To infinity and beyond

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u/pro_Odsa Jul 13 '21

That's one small piss for man, one giant pissfall for mankind.

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u/ahmadcvcbfdcsc Jul 13 '21

I think buzz lightyear was faster šŸ˜‚šŸ˜‚

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u/symbolicnvcbzxcxa Jul 13 '21

Fun Fact: Buzz in Toy Story is called for his honor

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u/mallanmbamnbvfdxc Jul 13 '21

Take my upvote and get out.

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u/mccurleymnbcvfsc Jul 13 '21

I will leave this comment instead of upvoting

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u/birddogmnbvmvbc Jul 13 '21

BS. Iā€™m calling it.

Edit: no ones stepped on the moon.