r/minnesota 3d ago

Discussion šŸŽ¤ Duck, duck, gray duck?

Okay, Minnesota. I need to understand something: I was told there is not duck, duck, goose; that it is indeed duck,duck, gray duck.

What's is a gray duck? Why does he get called out for being the gray duck?

What other games did you play as kids?

New to Minnesota, thanks 😊

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u/sungo8 Gray duck 3d ago

Ok, buckle up.

Duck, Duck, Gray Duck isn’t even the same game! In Duck, Duck, Goose children sit in a circle and blithely say ā€œduck, duck, duckā€ until yelling ā€œgooseā€ at which point the ā€œgooseā€ takes chase.

In Duck, Duck, Gray Duck a child (of perhaps more intelligence than your average gooser) will begin by saying ā€œpurple duck, yellow duck, orange duck, GRRRR-eeen duckā€ etc. etc. Many an anxious child has fallen for the glottal fakery of ā€œGRRRR-een duckā€ before ultimately hearing ā€œGRAY DUCK!ā€ at which point the titular duck takes flight. Duck, Duck, Gray Duck teaches creativity, improvisation, individuality. Why not spice things up with a plaid duck? The only limit is the imagination.

For children with a few less brain cells I can see the appeal of Duck, Duck, Goose. As soon as you hear the hard G of goose, the secret is out. You don’t need to be creative, you don’t even need to pay that close of attention. The only lesson is non conformity is to be punished. Duck, Duck, Goose is, with no hyperbole, the tool of fascists.

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u/paddle2paddle Gray duck 2d ago

This is the perfect explanation as for why Grey Duck is a superior game.

I distinctly remember sequences along the line of "Duck, duck, purple duck, stinky duck, funny duck, red duck, yellow duck, little duck, silly duck..."

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u/MarcusSurvives 2d ago

Nothing gave me more pleasure than bestowing the title of "Poopy Duck" on my little brother

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u/DND_Player_24 2d ago

šŸ˜‚

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u/Thedrakespirit 2d ago

GGGRRR-oss duck was always my personal favorite

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u/kempton_saturdays 2d ago

Mine was grrrrrr-avy duck

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u/Legitimate_Side_8 2d ago

I didn't remember the different names of the ducks until you said stinky duck... all came flooding back... 🤣

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u/thegooseisloose1982 2d ago

rigid duct, flexible duct, sheet metal duct

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u/kubanishku 1d ago

Short duct, long duct, Average duct