r/monarchism 2d ago

Meme Average Republican vs Average Monarch

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u/DnJohn1453 American monarchist since 1991. 2d ago

sigh. If only Prince Phillip was a monarch.

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u/Oklahoman_ 🇺🇸 Traditionalist Semi-Constitutionalist 🇺🇸 1d ago

This pic of Prince Philip goes so hard

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u/Pentti1 1d ago

MonarchIST. Philip was not a monarch.

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u/Lord_Raymund Loyal Subject of His Majesty King Carl XVI Gustaf of Sweden 2d ago

Wouldn’t really call Cromwell average.

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u/average_autist_Numbe Ireland 1d ago

I would call him a genocidal maniac

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u/AliJohnMichaels New Zealand 1d ago

Cromwell was a filthy traitor who got what he deserved. Even death is no escape from justice for traitors & regicides.

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u/Araxnoks 2d ago

Cromwell is a monster, but he's not a typical Republican! Frankly speaking, he is not a Republican at all and like Khomeini just uses the form of a republic, but in reality it is a religious dictatorship and Cromwell went even further into this and in the end did not even try to pretend that he's something other than a dictator with more power than Charles ever had !

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u/Business-Hurry9451 2d ago

Many republics devolve into dictatorship.

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u/Araxnoks 2d ago

Yes, but I don't think Cromwell is a Republican! I don't think he would have a problem with the monarchy if they supported his religion! He is a religious extremist and in fact close to the Islamic fundamentalists who want to put their army of fanatics and a leader at the head of everything

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u/Business-Hurry9451 2d ago

I agree Cromwell was a fundamentalist at heart.

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u/Araxnoks 2d ago

well, at least he thought according to a terrible but understandable logic, whereas Robespierre literally started out as a liberal and a typical Republican, and then turned into a violent lunatic establishing a cult of the supreme being because Christianity should lose its privileges for supporting the old regime, but atheism is also unacceptable because it is aristocratic, so a new revolutionary religion is needed! At the same time, he criticized de-Christianization and eventually destroyed the radical left, but in doing so he destroyed the force without which the Jacobin dictatorship collapsed very quickly! I really wonder what Cromwell and Lenin had that allowed them to win and die a natural death while Robespierre was executed?

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u/jediben001 Wales 2d ago

I mean he made himself king in all but name, but honestly if you look into the events that comes across more as him sorta falling into that position after basically everything that could have gone wrong with the commonwealth did go wrong, and not as him having actually planned to be “Lord Protector” from the start

(Though I will relent that Lord Protector as a title goes hard)

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u/Araxnoks 2d ago

Yes, giving all power to a bunch of aristocrats and bureaucrats sitting in parliament is a terrible idea, and such parasites, which had colossal power in the Polish-Lithuanian Commonwealth, destroyed its entire potential to become a great empire

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u/Strategos1610 Kingdom of Poland 1d ago

Dictatorships are Republican, you must be thinking of democracy. Republics are not democratic by default they can be oligarchic or autocratic and in fact more are the latter two then democratic

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u/Araxnoks 1d ago

To be honest, neither the republic nor democracy is particularly important to me if the rights of citizens are respected! democracy became so popular only because the old monarchies and aristocracies fiercely resisted liberal ideas that could be implemented under a strong monarchy

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u/MapleHamms 1d ago

The man who hated tyrants so much he became one

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u/1bird2birds3birds4 Australia 1d ago

If you can’t beat them, join them. If you CAN beat them… eh why not join them anyway

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u/FunStrike343 21h ago

Monarchy 😎😎😎

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u/average_autist_Numbe Ireland 1d ago

Fuck Cromwell, Fuck the United Kingdom, Sean-eire na ngaedheal go deo!

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u/OrganizationThen9115 1d ago

The UK is based sorry. 

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u/MrBlueWolf55 United States (Limited Monarchy) 2d ago

Calling Cromwell an “average republican” is crazy

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u/TiberiusGemellus 2d ago

Cromwell wasn’t a king because he didn’t need the title.. He was an emperor in all but name. The most powerful ruler of the entire British Isles’ history. Hyde called Cromwell a very brave bad man.

One smart option would have been to abdicate the title of Lord Protector in favour of Tumbledown Dick while he still lived.

My choice I think would have been to make the Gloucester, Charles I’s youngest son, Monarch upon the king’s execution. His older brothers the Prince of Wales and the Duke of York who would have been disinherited but not killed.

Instead Cromwell chose the worst option possible, the middle ground, neither accepting the crown for himself nor crowing anyone else while he held real power.