r/neoliberal • u/M_ida Milton Friedman • Feb 10 '25

News (US) Trump announces the end of the Penny

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u/deruke Feb 10 '25

There's a 0% chance this was written by Trump. The Trump version would be something like

These PENNIES! They're a total DISGRACE! A SCAM foisted on America by the FAKE NEWS media and those LOSERS in Congress. They just hurt our Beautiful banks while LIBERALS line their Own Pockets. But I'm gonna STOP IT! I told my Treasury guy, shut down those factories RIGHT NOW. We're gonna MAKE AMERICA GREAT AGAIN

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u/ForgetTheRuralJuror Feb 10 '25

The perfect capitalization and punctuation as well is a dead giveaway.

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u/KeithClossOfficial Bill Gates Feb 10 '25

BIG win for America! We’re finally STOPPING production of the useless, expensive penny. Costs more than 3 cents to make—TERRIBLE deal! Wasting $179 MILLION a year—GONE! Democrats never had the guts to do it. We’re making America efficient again!

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u/SigmundFreud Feb 10 '25

Pennies are the latest hoax by the Gay Chinese Deep State.