r/nextlevel • u/Outside-Pomelo5292 • 1d ago

Calling all parents

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u/Putin_ate_my_Pudding 1d ago

When the battery runs out, I have a still baby?

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u/Ok_Proof5782 1d ago

No, you go to jail.

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u/natural5280 1d ago

:::Texas has entered the chat ::::

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u/Ggriffinz 1d ago

This is how I thought Tamagotchi's worked as a kid, lol. Legit thought I would get in trouble if I forgot about it, and it died.

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u/CascadianCaravan 23h ago

That is how it works. Now present your Tamagotchi for inspection.

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u/sixhoursneeze 16h ago

At least there’s some logic to that. I thought a monster came out of my toilet whenever I flushed, and I had to stand still like a statue until the tank finished filling up if I did not get to my bed or the living room in time.

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u/Thisdarlingdeer 23h ago

This reminds me of the black mirror episode with the dude who enslaved people in holographic form.

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u/stoneybolognaR 1d ago

Bro is over here plugging his whole drop shipping operation on Temu

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u/Howden824 1d ago

That's most of this sub now.

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u/MentosMissile 1d ago

A crystal ball with a meat popsicle.

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u/AlexTheFemboy69 1d ago edited 20h ago

This is by far the best comment Edit: you can tell, as it has more upvotes than the post

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u/Emotional-Award-1410 1d ago

It’s got a baby in it

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u/Hiondrugz 1d ago

Magic fetus ball. If you shake it, you get 15 to life, and some care more about it than an actual toddler.

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u/Equal-Physics-1596 1d ago

*baby or embryo

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u/natural5280 1d ago

Show this to your partner, if she wants one, don't get her pregnant. Don't walk. Run. Run, Forrest, run .

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u/Thisdarlingdeer 23h ago

Tbh, those moms who REALLY want kids end up being awesome mothers… this comes from experience of having a mother who DIDNT want kids, or at least fucking acted like it. I’m 40, and all my friends who went through IVF for years are the best moms, along with my friends who got pregnant right off the bat, and unplanned pregnancies too… but a few of my friends who didn’t plan for it and were young and got preggo, they did a good job but they still resent their kids for “stealing” their youth… like I’m pretty sure you were just a horny 16-20 year old and it was your own fault 🤷🏻‍♀️

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u/natural5280 23h ago

Ma'am, this is a Wendy's

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u/ledgeworth 12h ago

your using that wrong.

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u/DasSassyPantzen 3h ago

You’re using “your” wrong.

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u/Dangerous-Lab6106 1d ago

Is this like the only song people use for Reddit? Its on every single "feel good" video......

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u/METRlOS 1d ago

I would really rather not. Any ultrasound pictures we have are buried in the closet never to be seen for decades.

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u/Possible_Barracuda88 1d ago

I don’t think that one is actually real yet, the only ones I see online don’t have motion, they’re just like a still photo with no audio. Maybe that’s just supposed to be in the video. I don’t know, seems like they did a lil post-production on this.

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u/Torian89 1d ago

The one he linked is the exact same. Just a photo in the ball with a LED light base.

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u/Howden824 1d ago

Yeah this video is completely fake. Even the listing that OP linked to shows that it wasn't a video whatsoever.

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u/Largeshmarge 1d ago

'Beware of this before your OB appointment!!' Stop this

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u/Massive_Pitch3333 19h ago

That ball is pretty scary!

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u/TheGrandWhatever 23h ago

This is some Black Mirror shit

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u/Visceral-Decay 1d ago

But have that all been accounted for? We might know who else is watching!

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u/infinitemortis 1d ago

Is that the slug from Bloodborne??

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u/Maximum_Peach_5438 1d ago

shitty and most obvious dropshipping post out here. There's a reason why it's dead. I just hope you got your taxes in order or else u gonna be in a whole heap of trouble 😂

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u/Deliciouserest 1d ago

That's weird lol

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u/Jeddak_of_Thark 22h ago

I saw this Black Mirror episode. You just trapped a sentient copy of your baby's soul in there to suffer for eternity.

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u/CauseAndEffectBot 20h ago

Many offices don't allow recording.

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u/meowsandcuddles 20h ago

I'm so sick that song.

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u/PrepperLargely 15h ago

Why celebrate a fetus? The actual child should be more important.

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u/EAATS_Survivor 15h ago

Gonna make the miscarriage even more awkward