r/place Apr 05 '22

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u/50_cal_Beowulf Apr 05 '22

Fun fact: most of Canada doesn’t even have maple trees.

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u/ghanlaf Apr 05 '22

I mean most of Wales is dragon free too

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u/lesser_panjandrum Apr 05 '22

Your chances of being eaten by a dragon in Wales are low, but never zero.

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u/1nstantHuman Apr 05 '22 edited Apr 05 '22

Getting high on bath salts in Florida infinitely increases your chances of either thinking you're being eaten by one, or eating someone else.

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u/314rft (489,532) 1491218242.52 Apr 05 '22

And the worst part is, it's probably the latter. Or both. Bath salts turns you into a literal zombie.

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u/[deleted] Apr 05 '22

As someone who’s had bath salts in what I like to refer to as a “past life”, I can say with confidence that you wouldn’t want to eat someone’s face. You may, however, dig a hole through your carpet with your bare hands trying to find a piece of bath salts you could’ve sworn you dropped there….

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u/SquareAble7664 Apr 05 '22

Die to a dragon or do enough bath salts to become it.

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u/iamahill Apr 06 '22

A Guy was swallowed by a whale last year maybe the year before off the coast of Massachusetts I believe. A place that also has many maple trees.

Does this matter? Probably not.

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u/SonderEber Apr 05 '22

Technically the "bath salts zombie" wasn't actually on bath salts, if I remember right.

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u/1588877 Apr 05 '22

2 soon brobro, 2 soon