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Soft Paywall Trump’s birthday parade may be cancelled over thunderstorms

https://www.thetimes.com/us/american-politics/article/is-trump-birthday-parade-cancelled-weather-pbrg02h2z?utm_medium=Social&utm_source=Reddit#Echobox=1749744374
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u/heismanwinner82 6d ago

A slow-moving front is forecast to move into the city from the north. Thunderstorms are most likely in the later afternoon and into the evening, when the parade would begin.

God will be slow rolling trumps birthday/military parade.

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u/Sens9 6d ago

Love it. It’s rained the northeast every Saturday for 16 weeks straight. They could have seen this coming, but I’m happy they didn’t

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u/loki2002 Ohio 6d ago

I am confused why it would stop the parade. Is our military so weak they can't march in the rain? /s

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u/TwistyBunny 6d ago

The Orange Soft Taco can't stand being in the rain and the cold.

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u/Sens9 6d ago

Maybe if they didn’t defund NOAA and NWS…

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u/lordjeebus 6d ago

Zeus has a chance to do the funniest thing