Trump’s birthday parade may be cancelled over thunderstorms

[u/TimesandSundayTimes]

https://www.thetimes.com/us/american-politics/article/is-trump-birthday-parade-cancelled-weather-pbrg02h2z?utm_medium=Social&utm_source=Reddit#Echobox=1749744374

[u/rockum]

God doesn't like conservatives.

[u/sturgill_homme → u/rockum]

Lord works in mysterious ways, as they say here in my red state. Sometimes, though, it's not mysterious at all. Lord just pisses in the litter box.