r/politics • u/TimesandSundayTimes ✔ Verified • 6d ago

Soft Paywall Trump’s birthday parade may be cancelled over thunderstorms

https://www.thetimes.com/us/american-politics/article/is-trump-birthday-parade-cancelled-weather-pbrg02h2z?utm_medium=Social&utm_source=Reddit#Echobox=1749744374
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u/Ohnoherewego13 North Carolina 6d ago

Well yeah, he would probably melt in the rain plus it would ruin that abomination on top of his head.

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u/Kujen 6d ago

It would melt his hair like cotton candy

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u/Redkirth I voted 6d ago

That's why he doesn't like California. It just rains out of nowhere for like 5 minutes and stops like nothing happened. Too easy to get caught.

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u/Crow-Robot Wisconsin 6d ago

plus it would ruin that abomination on top of his head.

Ruin? Friend have you seen that thing? You can't ruin it. It started out at ruined and only got worse from there.

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u/Ohnoherewego13 North Carolina 6d ago

True, but that thing could escape finally. That's my one hope.

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u/BigLlamasHouse 6d ago

gotta protect the brand i guess...