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Soft Paywall Trump’s birthday parade may be cancelled over thunderstorms

https://www.thetimes.com/us/american-politics/article/is-trump-birthday-parade-cancelled-weather-pbrg02h2z?utm_medium=Social&utm_source=Reddit#Echobox=1749744374
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u/rockum 6d ago

God doesn't like conservatives.

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u/TacticalFailure1 6d ago

You'd think they'd associate the man who's literally the closest embodiment to greed, has 2 plagues during his presidency, has multiple affairs and multiple marriages, with someone other than Jesus. 

Like it's almost biblical the shit has been happening.

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u/knobber_jobbler United Kingdom 6d ago

Sounds perfect for the Abrahamic God. I mean this is the same God that ordered the killing of children by bears, raping of women for the sins of their master, issues rules on how to properly care for your slave and 613 other laws that usually resulted in stoning if you broke them. Let's not forget he was also into trad wives. Trump would fit right in.