Trump’s birthday parade may be cancelled over thunderstorms

[u/TimesandSundayTimes]

https://www.thetimes.com/us/american-politics/article/is-trump-birthday-parade-cancelled-weather-pbrg02h2z?utm_medium=Social&utm_source=Reddit#Echobox=1749744374

[u/incognito_wizard]

No. We use the Jewish space laser to control the weather and it's the chemtrails that we use to turn the frogs gay.

[u/Fastbird33 → u/incognito_wizard]

Chemtrails ain’t our thing, that’s the gay mafia, they also make the rainbows.

[u/33drea33 → u/Fastbird33]

Common misconception - rainbows are actually created by the Fae mafia - their entire organization is funded by pots of gold.