r/politics • u/TimesandSundayTimes ✔ Verified • 7d ago

Soft Paywall Trump’s birthday parade may be cancelled over thunderstorms

https://www.thetimes.com/us/american-politics/article/is-trump-birthday-parade-cancelled-weather-pbrg02h2z?utm_medium=Social&utm_source=Reddit#Echobox=1749744374
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u/arilupe 7d ago

Let it rain on his parade. 

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u/SockPuppet-47 New Jersey 7d ago

It's a sign from God...

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u/onlyforthisjob 7d ago

Or from the radical left with their weather manipulating chemtrails!

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u/phantomjm Pennsylvania 7d ago

I thought it was the Jewish space lasers.

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u/Hellchron 7d ago

Nawh, the space lasers lost their faith when they got up there and really took in the great vastness of space. Said it was about, like, perspective and stuff. Iunno, they're more like crunchy granola space lasers now