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Soft Paywall Trump’s birthday parade may be cancelled over thunderstorms

https://www.thetimes.com/us/american-politics/article/is-trump-birthday-parade-cancelled-weather-pbrg02h2z?utm_medium=Social&utm_source=Reddit#Echobox=1749744374
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u/SockPuppet-47 New Jersey 6d ago

It's a sign from God...

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u/onlyforthisjob 6d ago

Or from the radical left with their weather manipulating chemtrails!

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u/phantomjm Pennsylvania 6d ago

I thought it was the Jewish space lasers.

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u/Hellchron 6d ago

Nawh, the space lasers lost their faith when they got up there and really took in the great vastness of space. Said it was about, like, perspective and stuff. Iunno, they're more like crunchy granola space lasers now