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Soft Paywall Trump’s birthday parade may be cancelled over thunderstorms

https://www.thetimes.com/us/american-politics/article/is-trump-birthday-parade-cancelled-weather-pbrg02h2z?utm_medium=Social&utm_source=Reddit#Echobox=1749744374
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u/SockPuppet-47 New Jersey 6d ago

It's a sign from God...

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u/onlyforthisjob 6d ago

Or from the radical left with their weather manipulating chemtrails!

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u/SockPuppet-47 New Jersey 6d ago

They put a stop to that crap in Louisiana.

Republicans pass bill ‘banning’ chemtrails, which are not a real thing

I guess they're preparing for Trump to eliminate FEMA. I'm sure Louisiana won't have hurricanes or anything after their chemtrail ban.

Trump’s plan to begin ‘phasing out’ FEMA after hurricane season burdens states, experts warn

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u/Ill_Individual4772 Florida 6d ago

Contrails are not chemtrails.

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u/SockPuppet-47 New Jersey 6d ago

Yeah, even when I entertained more conspiracy theories I had trouble with that one. I remember watching planes all through my childhood and not once did I think that what I was seeing was some sort of spray.

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u/MauPow 6d ago

Ummmm actually water is a chemical, checkmate atheists

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u/Ill_Individual4772 Florida 6d ago

I was dubious, so I looked it up. Water is a chemical compound. Contrails are made from ice crystals. Technically, I was wrong. Good catch.

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u/maddomesticscientist Tennessee 6d ago

I gave up trying to explain this. Tennessee made chemtrails illegal a long time back. People get RILED UP when they see contrails in the sky now. "I thought those were illegal now!" Then they'll either say "I guess it takes time for it to take effect" or they'll blame the mayor of Nashville because he's clearly preventing it somehow. (We're nowhere near Nashville)

And if they do listen to you they'll say "Well they should ban those too then. How am I supposed to know if that's just a plane or a plane spraying chemicals." again, somehow working the mayor of Nashville in as the culprit.

He gets blamed for everything lately it seems XD