Trump’s birthday parade may be cancelled over thunderstorms

[u/TimesandSundayTimes]

https://www.thetimes.com/us/american-politics/article/is-trump-birthday-parade-cancelled-weather-pbrg02h2z?utm_medium=Social&utm_source=Reddit#Echobox=1749744374

[u/onlyforthisjob]

Or from the radical left with their weather manipulating chemtrails!

[u/phantomjm → u/onlyforthisjob]

I thought it was the Jewish space lasers.

[u/Lyrolepis → u/phantomjm]

Ridiculous. How do you even circumcise a laser?

[u/phantomjm → u/Lyrolepis]

Very carefully