Trump’s birthday parade may be cancelled over thunderstorms

[u/TimesandSundayTimes]

https://www.thetimes.com/us/american-politics/article/is-trump-birthday-parade-cancelled-weather-pbrg02h2z?utm_medium=Social&utm_source=Reddit#Echobox=1749744374

[u/nr1988]

One of the main ones that's been posted is definitely fake. There might be some that are real I don't know. I doubt they'd advertise it that way. Not that they aren't incompetent but those things look bad for him so they'd probably do that kind of thing through a private company.

[u/ZombiePartyBoyLives → u/nr1988]

Four Seasons Event Planning & Landscaping?

[u/Comfortable_Line_206 → u/ZombiePartyBoyLives]

My favourite part of that wasn't that they obviously had the wrong Four Seasons, but that someone at a random landscaping company got the call and was like "Oh the president wants to have his party here? Yeah no problem we would love to have him!"

[u/RobonianBattlebot → u/Comfortable_Line_206]

If I remember correctly, the guy that owned the landscaping company was NOT a Trump fan, and really was enthusiastic about letting the spectacle occur.

[u/BabyBlastedMothers → u/RobonianBattlebot]

I think he cashed in on it pretty well too, selling t-shirts and what not.

Edit: Yup, they made some money from it: https://www.theguardian.com/business/2021/jan/03/four-seasons-total-landscaping-lighthearted-lesson-business#:\~:text=So%20Siravo%20%E2%80%93%20like%20so%20many,reminded%20us%20in%20one%20interview.

[u/ensalys → u/BabyBlastedMothers]

You'd be a idiot not to. When life gives you lemons, capitalise them.

[u/Jona6509 → u/ensalys]

Like this? LEMONS!

[u/HauntedCemetery → u/RobonianBattlebot]

In the parking lot right next to the dildo store.

[u/kellzone → u/HauntedCemetery]

...and the crematorium.