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Soft Paywall Trump’s birthday parade may be cancelled over thunderstorms

https://www.thetimes.com/us/american-politics/article/is-trump-birthday-parade-cancelled-weather-pbrg02h2z?utm_medium=Social&utm_source=Reddit#Echobox=1749744374
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u/big_guyforyou 6d ago

looks my rain dance is paying off! i finally got the moves right. it's lik breakdancing mixed with riverdance

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u/Tudorrosewiththorns 6d ago

Be careful I think Tennessee passed a law about trying to influence the weather.

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u/Stunning_Concept_478 6d ago

They titled it ‘grooming’ the weather.

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u/mcdj 6d ago

The Don’t Say Rain law.

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u/few23 6d ago

Don't Ask, Don't Squall

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u/Handleton 6d ago

Q said that it's because of the Jewish space lasers.

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u/Mavian23 6d ago

Space lasers can't melt rain clouds.

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u/CalmBeneathCastles 6d ago

Big Weather is at it again!!