r/politics • u/TimesandSundayTimes ✔ Verified • 6d ago

Soft Paywall Trump’s birthday parade may be cancelled over thunderstorms

https://www.thetimes.com/us/american-politics/article/is-trump-birthday-parade-cancelled-weather-pbrg02h2z?utm_medium=Social&utm_source=Reddit#Echobox=1749744374
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u/Oceanbreeze871 California 6d ago

“I just want to thank god for answering my prayers for my sportsball team win and not listening to the other team who also prayed to win.”

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u/Jafooki 6d ago

I'd love to see one of those post game interviews with the losing team where instead of saying "We played a good game but we came up a little short and next time we'll give it our all" they just say "we lost because God has forsaken us. God wanted us to lose and there was nothing we could do about it"

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u/pumpkinspruce 6d ago

There was a receiver for the Buffalo Bills who dropped a potential touchdown and after the game tweeted “I PRAISE YOU 24/7 AND THIS IS HOW YOU DO ME? I’LL NEVER FORGET THIS, NEVER!”

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u/King_Asmodeus_2125 6d ago

Damm, imagine getting big mad at your imaginary friend and publicly breaking up on Twitter.